PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lex Luger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johnny The Badass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Luger's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Real American. The Badass has chosen Bad to the Bone as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Luger
vs
The Badass

200 cm
20
275 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

196 cm
22
272 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

Koffin Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Lex Luger!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Johnny The Badass!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice jab there from The Badass.
The Badass throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Luger fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
A nice inside leg kick there by The Badass. That's going to slow Luger down.
A nice leg kick lands there from The Badass.
Luger is breathing heavily.
The Badass fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
The Badass scores with a jab. Luger acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

The Badass drops Luger with a beautiful combination! Luger stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - The Badass is looking for the KO!

Luger is rocked!

It looks like Lex Luger has been cut.
The Badass steps into range and unloads a brutal right left combo! Luger is out on his feet! The Badass sets himself and nearly takes Luger's head off with a straight right, sending him crashing to the mat! Wow, that was nasty... but awesome! Wooo!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Johnny The Badass!
Johnny The Badass is the new heavyweight champion!