PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Chris River (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gregory Mankiw (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). River kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is A Country Boy Can Survive. Gregory Mankiw has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

River
vs
Mankiw

172 cm
21
155 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

172 cm
25
146 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Good knees
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Rivers Edge Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chris River!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Gregory Mankiw!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Bruno Lombardi and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
River avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Mankiw misses the shot to the body.
Gregory Mankiw seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Good shot there by Mankiw.
An inside leg kick lands from Mankiw.
River is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Mankiw.

River is rocked!
River steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mankiw.
Oh River is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Mankiw waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract River.
River throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mankiw is throwing a storm of strikes! Right hook, left hook and follows it up with a spinning back fist! River hits the canvas like a rag doll! And just like that, this one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Gregory Mankiw!