PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heffo Klumpo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Andre The Giant (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Klumpo
vs
The Giant

193 cm
19
281 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

225 cm
21
300 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
KO power

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Heffo Klumpo!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Andre The Giant!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Giant misses with a wild combination.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Klumpo lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and The Giant has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from The Giant and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
The Giant wants to clinch.
The Giant moves out of range of the body kick.
The Giant on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Klumpo. Klumpo obviously looking to wear him down.

Klumpo drives through with a takedown into guard.
Klumpo lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Klumpo postures up.
The Giant preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Klumpo preventing the sweep.
Klumpo might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Klumpo landing some decent shots from guard.
Klumpo trying to control but The Giant is working from the bottom.
Klumpo keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of The Giant's head.
The Giant really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Klumpo. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

The Giant is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Klumpo is aware though and is defending well.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if The Giant can do anything to dispel that myth.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klumpo trying to control the position from guard on top but The Giant is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Klumpo has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

The Giant has his foot on Klumpo's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Klumpo works his way back into a safe position though.
Klumpo pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. The Giant is keeping the position for now.
Klumpo scoring with some ground and pound.
Klumpo trying to control but The Giant is working from the bottom.
Klumpo cracks The Giant with a solid left hand.
Klumpo in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

The Giant had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Klumpo defends it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The Giant is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Klumpo is aware though and is defending well.
Klumpo trying to control the position from guard on top but The Giant is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Klumpo throwing strikes from guard but The Giant blocks nicely.
The Giant keeping moving, preventing Klumpo from controlling successfully.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Klumpo landing with the ground and pound.
Klumpo trying to control the position from guard on top but The Giant is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Klumpo working some strikes from top position.
Klumpo is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klumpo advances to half guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Klumpo connects with a nice short shot to The Giant's temple.
The Giant is trying to get back to full guard.
Klumpo wants to lay and pray for a moment but The Giant keeps working.
Klumpo scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Klumpo trying to control the pace.
Klumpo trying to control from half guard but The Giant is working away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

The referee stands the fighters back up. Heffo Klumpo just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
The Giant throws a nice looking combination but Klumpo bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

Klumpo closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming The Giant to the mat! The Giant manages to get full guard.
Klumpo won't allow The Giant to sweep him here.
Klumpo looking to control the position here, rather than advance.

The Giant working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Klumpo doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Klumpo manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
The Giant being controlled here, momentarily.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Klumpo trying to control but The Giant is working from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Heffo Klumpo dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Klumpo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Giant was well out of range. Poor timing from Klumpo.

The Giant looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Klumpo!
Klumpo tries to get back to half guard but can't.
The Giant unloads with some shots from mount but Klumpo bucks and avoids them well.
Klumpo takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
The Giant working Klumpo over with strikes here.
Klumpo can't escape the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Heffo Klumpo overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
The Giant pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Klumpo is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Klumpo wants to control but The Giant is having none of it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klumpo is working to get back to half guard.
Klumpo is trying to stand.
The Giant postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Klumpo looks a forlorn figure.
Klumpo bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Klumpo throwing strikes from guard but The Giant blocks nicely.
Klumpo wants to control from the top but The Giant keeps moving.
The Giant is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Klumpo trying to control but The Giant is working from the bottom.

The Giant is looking for a triangle but Klumpo pushes his legs off easily.
Klumpo chips away with some ground and pound.

The Giant is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Klumpo is aware though and is defending well.
Klumpo trying to control but The Giant is working from the bottom.
Klumpo makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
The Giant keeping moving, preventing Klumpo from controlling successfully.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Klumpo accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

The Giant has his foot on Klumpo's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Klumpo works his way back into a safe position though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klumpo passes The Giant's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
The Giant is breathing heavily.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Klumpo in particular looking to stall.
Klumpo lands with a punch from half guard.
Klumpo winds up and cracks The Giant with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
The Giant on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Klumpo trying to control the action but The Giant is working from the bottom.

The Giant looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Klumpo takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Klumpo landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Klumpo lands a nice short elbow.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Giant tries to roll over but Klumpo keeps him under control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klumpo wants to lay and pray for a moment but The Giant keeps working.
The Giant is trying to control but can't.
Klumpo is taking a breather. The Giant says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Klumpo scoring with strikes to the body and head.

Klumpo wants to work for an arm triangle but The Giant is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Klumpo working The Giant over with strikes.
Klumpo takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Klumpo seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
The Giant blocking the ground and pound attempt from Klumpo.
The Giant trying to control from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Heffo Klumpo dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action!

The Giant tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Klumpo misses with a kick to the body.
The Giant tries to clinch but Klumpo is having none of it.

Klumpo drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
The Giant is looking for a sweep.

Klumpo wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by The Giant, who protects the arm well.
The Giant throwing some weak shots from the bottom that do no damage.
The Giant wants to control but Klumpo postures up.
The Giant manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Klumpo keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Klumpo gets full guard.
The Giant won't allow Klumpo to sweep him here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Giant with a flurry of punches that miss.

Klumpo escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. The Giant gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
The Giant must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Klumpo is on top in guard.
Klumpo wants to control from the top but The Giant keeps moving.
Klumpo is looking to work some ground and pound but The Giant has wrist control.
Klumpo throwing strikes but missing.
Klumpo stands up over The Giant, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
The Giant trying to control the position.
Klumpo is working The Giant over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Klumpo trying to control but The Giant is working from the bottom.
The Giant has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
The Giant wants to sweep but no luck.
Klumpo missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Klumpo postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Klumpo advances position into side control!
Klumpo working the body and head with strikes.

It looks like Andre The Giant has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Giant can't do much from the bottom here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Giant tries to bench press Klumpo off him but Klumpo keeps the position.
The referee asks Klumpo politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Klumpo prefers to stall for the moment though.
Klumpo has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Klumpo trying to control the position but The Giant is working away.
Klumpo lands an elbow.
The Giant tries to strike from the bottom but misses.
The Giant trying his best to control but Klumpo has mounted him.
Klumpo lands a big shot there that rocks The Giant but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.

That has opened up Andre The Giant's cut even more.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klumpo scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Klumpo is landing with some decent strikes but The Giant is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.

Andre The Giant's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Andre The Giant's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:30 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Heffo Klumpo!
Heffo Klumpo retains his super heavyweight title!