PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Fat Harry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Daville (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fat Harry is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Harry
vs
Daville

195 cm
18
185 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

150 cm
19
193 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good in bed

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Fat Harry!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, John Daville!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Summer Carpenter and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Daville misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.

Daville bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.

Daville looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Harry can't do much from the bottom here.

Daville is trying to get an arm triangle but Harry is defending well.

Daville wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Harry, who protects the arm well.

Daville thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Harry wants to control but Daville postures up.

Daville is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Harry is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Harry is looking for a sweep.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.

Harry gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Harry unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Harry pressing his opponent against the cage.

Harry manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Harry wants to improve his position but instead Daville has moved into half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Harry is looking for a sweep. Daville is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

Daville is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Harry has managed to free his arm - good work.
Daville looks gassed!
Harry is trying is best to control the position here.
Harry gets back to full guard.

Daville is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Harry is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Harry has escaped and now he's on top!

Harry decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Daville, up you get!

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Harry feints and as Daville raises his hands in defense, Harry changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Harry pushes down on Daville's leg and manages to get into half guard.

Harry decides to stand up and try his luck on the feet.

Harry shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Daville is looking to improve his position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well, if Harry is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Harry seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.
Harry looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.

Daville actively working from the bottom here.
Harry perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fat Harry dominated that round.
That's time! Harry's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Harry throws a series of punches but Daville avoids them all with ease.
Daville shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and Harry counters with a nice double leg into side control. Daville won't be happy with that.
Daville sneaks back into half guard.

Daville is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Harry pulls his head out easily.
Harry performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Harry lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Daville looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Harry is taking a breather. Daville says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.

Daville has guillotine here! It looks pretty tight! Could this be all over! No, Harry escapes and passes into side control at the same time. Nice work there by Harry!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Harry advances nicely into full mount.
Harry takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Harry in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Harry tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
A nice elbow there by Harry.
Daville takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Harry trying to control but Daville is having none of it.
Daville tries to get back to half guard but can't.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Harry goes for an armbar but Daville turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Daville.
Daville won't allow Harry to sweep him here.
Harry can't keep his opponent in guard - Daville advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Harry wants to get back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Harry won't allow Daville to pass to mount.
Fat Harry overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

Daville is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Harry defends it well.
Daville tries to pass the half guard into mount. Harry knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Daville.
Harry is pushing Daville's head away, looking to escape. Daville manages to hold on to the position though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fat Harry dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Daville tries for a takedown but Harry circles away easily

and Harry holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Daville tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.

Daville jumps guard.
Harry controls from within his opponent's guard.

Daville had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Harry defends it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Harry gets to his feet. Daville looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Daville scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Harry tries to kick Daville off but Daville keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.

Daville is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Harry has managed to free his arm - good work.
Harry trying to control from the bottom.
Daville stops Harry from getting back to his feet.

Daville wants to work for an arm triangle but Harry is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.

Daville is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Harry has managed to free his arm - good work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Daville is pressing down on Harry's thigh, looking to free his foot. Harry is holding on for now.

Daville wants to work for an arm triangle but Harry is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.

Harry clinches with his opponent.
Daville tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Harry smiles and moves away.
Fat Harry has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of John Daville.
Daville checks a low kick from Harry.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Harry throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Harry tries to clinch up.
Daville shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Harry as he jumps to the side.

Harry fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Daville, pushing him back against the cage.
Daville tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Harry stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Daville jumps guard but Harry stands there with Daville around his waist. Daville gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Harry is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.

Harry's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Daville closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Daville lands in his opponent's guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Daville looking to pass the guard.
Harry will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

Daville drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Harry dives on top into guard.
Harry controlling from the top position.

Daville is looking for a triangle but Harry pushes his legs off easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Fat Harry.
Well Harry has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 30:27
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 30:27
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fat Harry!