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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between fkdjfgkgdslf fgndfgjfjgd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mr Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jobber has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! Mr Jobber is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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140 lbs
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150 cm
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130 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Good knees
Intelligent |
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BJJ White Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, fkdjfgkgdslf fgndfgjfjgd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mr Jobber!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Chris Downing and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jobber tries to close the distance and clinch up but fgndfgjfjgd swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Jobber looks gassed!
fgndfgjfjgd closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Jobber to the mat! Jobber manages to get full guard.
fgndfgjfjgd gets to his feet. Jobber looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
fgndfgjfjgd fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
fgndfgjfjgd pushes Jobber up against the cage in a clinch.
fgndfgjfjgd successfully pulls guard.
fgndfgjfjgd manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
fgndfgjfjgd stands up from mount. Strange move.
fgndfgjfjgd closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
fgndfgjfjgd has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Jobber uses from the top position.
fgndfgjfjgd controlling Jobber's posture.
Jobber throws and elbow that misses. fgndfgjfjgd uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Jobber's guard. Nice move by fgndfgjfjgd!
That's one minute gone in the round.
fgndfgjfjgd gets to his feet. Jobber looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
fgndfgjfjgd is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Jobber's half guard.
fgndfgjfjgd decides to return to a standing position.
fgndfgjfjgd gets in close and instigates a clinch.
fgndfgjfjgd dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
fgndfgjfjgd connects with a knee to the head.
fgndfgjfjgd has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Jobber uses from the top position.
fgndfgjfjgd has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Jobber off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Jobber closes the distance looking to clinch
and fgndfgjfjgd counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by fgndfgjfjgd.
Jobber swings away with an uppercut that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jobber has a couple of punches blocked by fgndfgjfjgd.
fgndfgjfjgd landing knees to the head.
fgndfgjfjgd pulls Jobber into guard.
Jobber should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Jobber postures up and lands a big shot to fgndfgjfjgd's brow.
Jobber throwing strikes but missing.
fgndfgjfjgd is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
This has been an exciting period of action!
fgndfgjfjgd breaks from the clinch.
fgndfgjfjgd lands with a slapping head kick.
Jobber tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and fgndfgjfjgd counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
fgndfgjfjgd breaks from the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jobber clinches but fgndfgjfjgd breaks the clinch
and fgndfgjfjgd counters with a low kick, right behind Jobber 's knee.
Mr Jobber is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
fgndfgjfjgd shoots in and drives through. Jobber sprawls well.
Jobber wants to clinch
and fgndfgjfjgd moves into the clinch.
fgndfgjfjgd pulls guard successfully.
fgndfgjfjgd has his feet on Jobber's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Jobber tries to clinch but fails miserably
and fgndfgjfjgd counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Jobber throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.
Jobber throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
fgndfgjfjgd stands up and waves to Jobber to follow him.
Jobber tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jobber wants to clinch but fgndfgjfjgd slips to the side
and fgndfgjfjgd counters with a thumping low kick.
Jobber closes the distance looking to clinch
and fgndfgjfjgd counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Jobber tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and fgndfgjfjgd counters with a big head kick but Jobber shrugs it off.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jobber closes the distance but fgndfgjfjgd moves to the side
and fgndfgjfjgd counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by fgndfgjfjgd.
Jobber doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
fgndfgjfjgd blocks a punch to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
fkdjfgkgdslf fgndfgjfjgd dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Jobber gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
fgndfgjfjgd thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
fgndfgjfjgd decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Jobber, up you get!
Jobber closes the distance but fgndfgjfjgd moves to the side
and fgndfgjfjgd counters by clinching up.
fgndfgjfjgd content to slow the pace in the clinch.
fgndfgjfjgd has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Jobber regains guard immediately.
Jobber is striking off his back. fgndfgjfjgd thinks nothing of it though and passes easily into half guard.
fgndfgjfjgd frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Jobber swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
fgndfgjfjgd is standing up out of mount! Strange tactic there - he must really want this one on the feet!
Jobber tries to clinch but fails miserably
and fgndfgjfjgd counters with a thumping low kick.
fgndfgjfjgd rushes Jobber and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
fgndfgjfjgd breaks the clinch.
Jobber tries to clinch but fails miserably
and fgndfgjfjgd moves into the clinch.
fgndfgjfjgd leaning his opponent against the cage.
Jobber misses with a punch on the inside.
fgndfgjfjgd blocking some punches.
fgndfgjfjgd gets control of Jobber's arms and successfully pulls guard. fgndfgjfjgd will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
fgndfgjfjgd working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Jobber.
fgndfgjfjgd lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Jobber!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
fgndfgjfjgd is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Jobber can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
fgndfgjfjgd looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Jobber is trying to reverse the position but instead fgndfgjfjgd has taken his back - oops!
Jobber is trying to roll into a better position but fgndfgjfjgd has get a rear naked choke and Jobber is forced to tap out! This one is allllll over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). fkdjfgkgdslf fgndfgjfjgd!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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