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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bastard Bastard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Essendubblohpee Diodubblegizzeeee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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300 lbs
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Powerful takedowns
Brawler
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BJJ White Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bastard Bastard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Essendubblohpee Diodubblegizzeeee!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Tarja Halkonen and Johanna Lukiainen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fight stays on the outside here - Diodubblegizzeeee looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bastard closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Diodubblegizzeeee blocking the ground and pound attempt from Bastard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Diodubblegizzeeee pushes Bastard off looking to stand but Bastard dives back in and keeps control.
Bastard is keen to just control but Diodubblegizzeeee is a slippery customer.
Diodubblegizzeeee looks like he's trying to stand up.
Bastard trying to control from half guard but Diodubblegizzeeee is working away.
Bastard will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Bastard passes to full mount!
Bastard can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Diodubblegizzeeee is looking to escape.
Bastard punching from mount but Diodubblegizzeeee doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Bastard controlling his opponent.
Bastard throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Diodubblegizzeeee because Bastard loaded up on that one.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bastard trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Diodubblegizzeeee wants to try and get back to his feet.
Bastard landing strikes from the mount.
Bastard get's back to his feet.
Diodubblegizzeeee looks gassed!
Diodubblegizzeeee throws a right and a left that Bastard avoids nicely.
Diodubblegizzeeee tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bastard paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Bastard gets the takedown into side control.
Bastard is looking to take a break and control but Diodubblegizzeeee is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Diodubblegizzeeee is trying to get back to his feet.
Diodubblegizzeeee really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Bastard. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bastard tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Bastard prevents Diodubblegizzeeee from escaping the position.
Bastard is working Diodubblegizzeeee over with some ground and pound from side control.
Diodubblegizzeeee is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Bastard is controlling him well.
Bastard wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Diodubblegizzeeee, who protects the arm well.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Diodubblegizzeeee rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bastard moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bastard shoots for a double leg takedown but Diodubblegizzeeee sprawls well. He's pushed Bastard's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Bastard keeps the fight on the outside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diodubblegizzeeee doesn't manage to clinch there - Bastard circles away.
Diodubblegizzeeee tries to clinch but Bastard is having none of it.
Bastard closes the distance and clinches up with Diodubblegizzeeee, looking for a takedown. Bastard pushes Diodubblegizzeeee against the cage but Diodubblegizzeeee circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Diodubblegizzeeee stalks Bastard and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Bastard's face. Bastard staggers backwards, shaken.
Diodubblegizzeeee stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Diodubblegizzeeee wants it to stay on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bastard Bastard. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Diodubblegizzeeee wants to clinch.
Diodubblegizzeeee is looking to clinch but Bastard is avoiding it.
Diodubblegizzeeee tries to clinch up.
Diodubblegizzeeee defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Bastard.
Diodubblegizzeeee looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Diodubblegizzeeee fails with an attempt to clinch.
Diodubblegizzeeee tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bastard swats him away and circles back towards the center.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Bastard swats away the attempt to clinch by Diodubblegizzeeee.
Bastard avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bastard looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Diodubblegizzeeee manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Diodubblegizzeeee tries to clinch but Bastard moves out of range.
Bastard misses with a takedown attempt
and Diodubblegizzeeee counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Diodubblegizzeeee will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Bastard up against the cage.
Diodubblegizzeeee using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Bastard with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Diodubblegizzeeee throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
The referee calls for Bastard to work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bastard Bastard dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Diodubblegizzeeee changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Bastard tries to avoid it but Diodubblegizzeeee manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Bastard to the ground. Bastard escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Diodubblegizzeeee tries to clinch up but Bastard circles away and keeps his distance.
Essendubblohpee Diodubblegizzeeee seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Diodubblegizzeeee tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bastard swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bastard fails with the takedown
and Diodubblegizzeeee counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Diodubblegizzeeee is keen to just control but Bastard is a slippery customer.
Diodubblegizzeeee is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.
Bastard trying to control here.
Bastard is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Bastard trying to control here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
It looks like Diodubblegizzeeee is going to stand back up.
Bastard trying to control but Diodubblegizzeeee postures up.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Bastard shoots in for a takedown but Diodubblegizzeeee shows good takedown defense.
Bastard circles away from the clinch attempt.
Diodubblegizzeeee wants to clinch up but Bastard keeps it at a distance.
Diodubblegizzeeee closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Bastard to the mat! Bastard manages to get full guard.
Bastard is trying to keep Diodubblegizzeeee in close.
Diodubblegizzeeee must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diodubblegizzeeee has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Bastard is proving hard to escape from.
Bastard is looking to stand up but Diodubblegizzeeee isn't so interested in that idea.
Diodubblegizzeeee trying to control the position from guard on top but Bastard is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Diodubblegizzeeee is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Diodubblegizzeeee decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Bastard, up you get!
Bastard with a lazy takedown attempt
and Diodubblegizzeeee decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Bastard's guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bastard Bastard. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diodubblegizzeeee throws a strike but Bastard rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Bastard stands and steps away. Diodubblegizzeeee gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Diodubblegizzeeee has managed to clinch.
Diodubblegizzeeee taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Diodubblegizzeeee misses with a knee to the head.
Diodubblegizzeeee tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bastard avoids it.
Diodubblegizzeeee taking a breather.
Bastard pushes Diodubblegizzeeee back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Bastard as Diodubblegizzeeee tries to tie him up.
Come on Bastard - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Diodubblegizzeeee lands a nice elbow.
Bastard will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Diodubblegizzeeee up against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Diodubblegizzeeee connects with a nasty looking knee right to Bastard's face.
Bastard misses with an elbow strike.
Diodubblegizzeeee throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Bastard blocks it with crossed arms.
Diodubblegizzeeee breaks from the clinch.
Diodubblegizzeeee moves in looking to clinch but Bastard pushes him off.
Diodubblegizzeeee tries to clinch up.
Bastard dives in and grabs Diodubblegizzeeee's left leg, looking for a takedown. Diodubblegizzeeee pushes down on Bastard's head and hops out.
Diodubblegizzeeee clinches.
Bastard lands with a left to the head.
Bastard leaning his opponent against the cage.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Diodubblegizzeeee escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Diodubblegizzeeee slaps away a takedown attempt from Bastard, before circling back to the center of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Essendubblohpee Diodubblegizzeeee showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Bastard changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Diodubblegizzeeee looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Diodubblegizzeeee wants to get back to his feet.
Bastard trying to control the position but Diodubblegizzeeee is working away.
Bastard looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Bastard prevents Diodubblegizzeeee from escaping the position.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Diodubblegizzeeee throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Diodubblegizzeeee wants to clinch up but Bastard keeps it at a distance.
Diodubblegizzeeee tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bastard swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Diodubblegizzeeee tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bastard swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Diodubblegizzeeee tries to clinch up but Bastard circles away and keeps his distance.
Bastard keeps the fight on the outside.
Diodubblegizzeeee shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Bastard looking for subs off his back but Diodubblegizzeeee has passed one foot through into half guard.
Bastard is looking for a sweep. Diodubblegizzeeee is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bastard avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Diodubblegizzeeee.
Diodubblegizzeeee throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Diodubblegizzeeee seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.
Bastard trying to control from the bottom.
Diodubblegizzeeee wants to stand but his hand is trapped. Bastard uses the opportunity to regain full guard.
Diodubblegizzeeee thows a big elbow that misses.
Diodubblegizzeeee wants to stand and escape but instead Bastard has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
Diodubblegizzeeee is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Bastard is controlling him.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Bastard avoids the head kick by Diodubblegizzeeee.
Diodubblegizzeeee throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diodubblegizzeeee stuffs the takedown.
Bastard fails with the takedown.
Diodubblegizzeeee clinches with his opponent.
Diodubblegizzeeee wants to break free but Bastard has control.
Diodubblegizzeeee avoiding damage as Bastard throws knees to the body.
Diodubblegizzeeee tries a knee to the head but Bastard blocks it.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Diodubblegizzeeee breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Diodubblegizzeeee is looking to clinch.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Bastard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bastard Bastard. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Diodubblegizzeeee tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bastard paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Diodubblegizzeeee closes the distance and pushes Bastard back into the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Diodubblegizzeeee lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Diodubblegizzeeee misses with a knee to the head.
Bastard lands a hook that snaps the head of Diodubblegizzeeee backwards.
Diodubblegizzeeee trying to land knees to the body.
Diodubblegizzeeee with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Bastard as Diodubblegizzeeee tries to tie him up.
Diodubblegizzeeee dodges an elbow strike from Bastard.
Diodubblegizzeeee stalling the fight.
Diodubblegizzeeee throws an elbow that misses.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Diodubblegizzeeee as Bastard tries to tie him up.
Diodubblegizzeeee has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Bastard avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Bastard tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Diodubblegizzeeee avoids it.
Diodubblegizzeeee avoiding damage.
Diodubblegizzeeee lands an elbow just above Bastard 's eye.
And that's the end of the fight!
Essendubblohpee Diodubblegizzeeee comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Diodubblegizzeeee has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 28:29
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 28:29
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Essendubblohpee Diodubblegizzeeee!
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