PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fatty McFatterson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and mc mcdonalds (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McFatterson comes to the cage accompanied by Fat. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

McFatterson
vs
mcdonalds

210 cm
23
300 lbs
6 - 6 - 0

201 cm
18
300 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Fatty McFatterson!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, mc mcdonalds!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Sam Margolis and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A nice combination there by McFatterson.
mcdonalds stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from McFatterson.
The fight stays on the outside here - mcdonalds looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
McFatterson lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
mcdonalds avoids a punch combination nicely.
McFatterson dodges the punch combination from mcdonalds.
McFatterson thuds his shin into the meat of mcdonalds's side.
mcdonalds should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
mcdonalds looks gassed!

mcdonalds ducks straight into an uppercut from McFatterson and tumbles to the canvas! It’s a flash knockdown though - mcdonalds manages to regain guard straight away.

It looks like mc mcdonalds has been cut.
mcdonalds can't keep his opponent in guard - McFatterson advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
McFatterson is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!

McFatterson quickly switches position and commits to an armbar! It's a big risk for McFatterson but it's paid off an mcdonalds is forced to tap! Nice work by McFatterson.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Fatty McFatterson!
Fatty McFatterson retains his super heavyweight title!