PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Itchy Foreskin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sika Jauheliha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Foreskin
vs
Jauheliha

182 cm
22
177 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

183 cm
22
180 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Prefers standup

Black Skull Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Itchy Foreskin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Sika Jauheliha!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Summer Carpenter and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jauheliha misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jauheliha misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jauheliha tries a head kick but it misses.
Foreskin blocks a head kick by Jauheliha.
Jauheliha attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Jauheliha throws a sloppy head kick and Foreskin moves out of range easily.
Horrible takedown by Foreskin or perhaps it was just good defense by Jauheliha which made him look bad.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jauheliha throws a low kick, looking for Foreskin's leg but Foreskin calmly moves out of range.
Jauheliha lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Foreskin circles away quickly and effectively.
Sika Jauheliha is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Foreskin tries for a takedown but Jauheliha sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Jauheliha misses with a body kick.
Jauheliha misses with a head kick.
Jauheliha misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jauheliha stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Jauheliha wants it to stay on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Itchy Foreskin. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Foreskin blocks a head kick by Jauheliha.
Foreskin blocks a head kick by Jauheliha.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Jauheliha misses with a low kick.
Jauheliha throws a sloppy head kick and Foreskin moves out of range easily.
Jauheliha tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick misses from Jauheliha.
Jauheliha lands a high kick!
Jauheliha pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jauheliha lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Foreskin closes this distance looking for a takedown but Jauheliha circles away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Foreskin blocks a leg kick.
Jauheliha tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jauheliha pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jauheliha tries to land a leg kick but Foreskin saw it coming and moves away.
Jauheliha leaves Foreskin with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.

Foreskin bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Foreskin is breathing heavily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Foreskin passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Jauheliha!
Foreskin thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Foreskin looking to finish with strikes here!
Jauheliha tries to reverse the position but Foreskin maintains control.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Jauheliha tries to lock up and control but Foreskin gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Foreskin wants to take Jauheliha's back but he can't do it this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sika Jauheliha dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Jauheliha tries a head kick but it misses.
Jauheliha moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Good work by Foreskin as he checks the leg kick.
Jauheliha throws a leg kick which misses Foreskin's front leg but catches the back leg as Foreskin tries to avoid it.
Jauheliha throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jauheliha throws a quick inside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jauheliha lands a head kick. Foreskin smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Jauheliha tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jauheliha tries a head kick but it misses.
Jauheliha lands a nice looking kick to the body. Foreskin takes a step back to recover.
Jauheliha plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Jauheliha lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jauheliha throws a head kick that misses.
Jauheliha cracks the inside of Foreskin's front leg.
Foreskin stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Jauheliha.
Jauheliha throws a head kick that Foreskin semi-blocks.
Sika Jauheliha seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jauheliha misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jauheliha goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Jauheliha.
Jauheliha moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Foreskin sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Nice body kick from Jauheliha.
Jauheliha turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Jauheliha scores with a nice body kick.
Jauheliha throws a sloppy head kick and Foreskin moves out of range easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jauheliha fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Foreskin.
Foreskin avoids the head kick by Jauheliha.
Foreskin blocks a head kick by Jauheliha.
Jauheliha throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Foreskin steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Jauheliha. That one must have hurt.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Foreskin checks a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sika Jauheliha showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Jauheliha misses with a straight left.
Jauheliha throws a head kick but Foreskin moves out of range.
Jauheliha throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Foreskin walks forward, straight into a front kick from Jauheliha.
Jauheliha tries a head kick but it misses.
Foreskin misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Jauheliha connects with a solid leg kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jauheliha lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Foreskin will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Jauheliha misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jauheliha chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Jauheliha has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Foreskin thows a leg kick but Jauheliha checks it
and Jauheliha counters with a nice kick to the body.
Jauheliha throws a head kick but Foreskin moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jauheliha thumps Foreskin with a low kick.
Itchy Foreskin is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A chopping leg kick lands by Jauheliha.
Jauheliha throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jauheliha tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jauheliha pushes Foreskin away with a front kick.
Jauheliha scores with a head kick.
Sika Jauheliha is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jauheliha lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Foreskin will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Foreskin fails with the takedown
and Jauheliha makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Itchy Foreskin. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Foreskin avoids the head kick by Jauheliha.
A nice inside leg kick there by Jauheliha. That's going to slow Foreskin down.
Jauheliha throws a sloppy head kick and Foreskin moves out of range easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Jauheliha tries a head kick but it misses.
Jauheliha throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Foreskin takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Jauheliha tries a head kick but it misses.
Foreskin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jauheliha throws a head kick that Foreskin semi-blocks.
Itchy Foreskin has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
An inside leg kick lands from Jauheliha.

And that's the end of the fight!
Sika Jauheliha comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Jauheliha winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 25:30
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 25:30
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 25:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sika Jauheliha!