PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Adam Kalwa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Butter Beer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kalwa's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Pantera - I'm Broken. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Kalwa
vs
Beer

210 cm
19
304 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

200 cm
18
274 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Brawler
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Enjoys gardening

PhoQus Sports Enhancement

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Adam Kalwa!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Butter Beer!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Steve Montenegro and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Horrible takedown by Beer or perhaps it was just good defense by Kalwa which made him look bad.
Kalwa fails to land with a series of punches.
Kalwa looks to land a combination but Beer avoids it well.
Beer slips a jab and a cross from Kalwa.
Kalwa is looking to clinch but Beer is avoiding it.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Beer.
Beer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kalwa fails to land with a series of punches.
Beer throws a head kick that misses.
Kalwa misses with a double jab.
Kalwa misses with a wild combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kalwa tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Kalwa tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Beer looks for a takedown but Kalwa sprawls well.
Adam Kalwa has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Butter Beer.
Kalwa throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beer showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kalwa.
Kalwa rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Beer moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kalwa throws a right and a left that Beer avoids nicely.
Kalwa misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Beer showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kalwa.
Kalwa is breathing heavily.
Beer tries to clinch up but Kalwa circles away and keeps his distance.
Beer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Beer looks for a takedown but Kalwa sprawls well.
Kalwa swinging wilding here.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Beer.
Kalwa throws a right and a left that Beer avoids nicely.
Beer dodges the punch combination from Kalwa.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Kalwa throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Beer.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Beer!
Beer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Beer tries to bum rush Kalwa with a series of wild strikes but Kalwa uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Kalwa throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Beer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Beer avoids a punch combination nicely.
Beer shoots for a takedown but Kalwa saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Kalwa throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Kalwa misses with a jab, cross combination.
Beer tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Kalwa swivels and escapes.

Beer scores with a takedown into Kalwa's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Beer drops back for a leg here. A bit of a high risk move... He's looking for a kneebar by the looks of things. Now both of them are looking for submissions. Beer seems to have locked his on tight now - Kalwa screams in pain and taps out furiously! It certainly was a high risk move but it's paid off for Beer, as he picks up the win!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Butter Beer!
Butter Beer is the new super heavyweight champion!