PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Your Mom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johnny The Badass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mom comes to the cage accompanied by Ameno by ERA. Johnny The Badass has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Mom
vs
The Badass

215 cm
19
277 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

196 cm
21
272 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

Bio-Tech Industries

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Your Mom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Johnny The Badass!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

The Badass drives through with a takedown into guard.

The Badass postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Mom is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of The Badass, into his guard.
Mom has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

The Badass is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Mom will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

The Badass is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Mom defends well.
Mom is looking to stand up but The Badass won't let him.

The Badass throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

The Badass is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Mom has his hands clasped together but The Badass extends an breaks Mom's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by The Badass.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Johnny The Badass!