PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rulon Oboev (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Borris Whoopyourasski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Oboev
vs
Whoopyourasski

150 cm
24
264 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

195 cm
25
260 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful

Cobra Kai Nutrition (St. Pete's Best)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Rulon Oboev!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Borris Whoopyourasski!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Fedor Mirinova and Illya Tyunina.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Whoopyourasski throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Whoopyourasski connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Oboev momentarily.
Whoopyourasski throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

It looks like Rulon Oboev has been cut.
Whoopyourasski lands a high kick!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Oboev fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Whoopyourasski avoids it really well and circles away.
Whoopyourasski misses with a straight left.
Whoopyourasski lands a jab to Oboev's midsection.
Whoopyourasski ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Whoopyourasski throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Oboev takes a kick to the side of the head.
Whoopyourasski throws a shot to the body.
Oboev is breathing heavily.

Oboev shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Whoopyourasski's guard.
Oboev stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Whoopyourasski swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Whoopyourasski pulls Oboev in close to his closed guard and prevents Oboev from doing any damage or advancing position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oboev looking to pass the guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Oboev is working hard here to advance position.
Oboev looking to sit in guard and control but Whoopyourasski gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

Oboev throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Oboev is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Whoopyourasski defends well.

Oboev is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.

Oboev working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Whoopyourasski has passed into half guard!
Oboev on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Oboev tries to get out of the position.
Oboev is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute Whoopyourasski jumps into side control!
Oboev is trying to work for a sweep but Whoopyourasski has mounted him!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Oboev is looking to improve his position but Whoopyourasski isn't that keen on the idea.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Borris Whoopyourasski dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Rulon Oboev's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Oboev shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Whoopyourasski napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Oboev trying to control the action but Whoopyourasski is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Oboev is trying to get an arm triangle but Whoopyourasski is defending well.

Oboev wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Whoopyourasski, who protects the arm well.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Oboev swings around for an armbar but Whoopyourasski sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Oboev's guard.
Oboev is trying to keep Whoopyourasski in close.
Oboev being controlled here, momentarily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Whoopyourasski wants to control from the top but Oboev keeps moving.
Whoopyourasski must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Oboev tries to land a sweep but no joy.

Oboev looking for a guillotine here but Whoopyourasski defends easily.
Whoopyourasski wanted to stand there but Oboev had control of the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Oboev is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Whoopyourasski defends well.
Whoopyourasski wants to control from the top but Oboev keeps moving.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.

Oboev working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Whoopyourasski doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Whoopyourasski manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Whoopyourasski is looking to stand up but Oboev won't let him.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

Oboev looking for a guillotine here but Whoopyourasski defends easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rulon Oboev dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Rulon Oboev's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Oboev dives in and grabs Whoopyourasski's left leg, looking for a takedown. Whoopyourasski pushes down on Oboev's head and hops out.
Whoopyourasski scores with a leg kick.
Whoopyourasski lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Oboev takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Whoopyourasski lands with an overhand left.
Whoopyourasski throws a right hand that Oboev ducks under and follows up with a left that Oboev also avoids with ease.
Whoopyourasski is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Oboev takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Oboev takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Whoopyourasski slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Whoopyourasski with a nice cross.
Whoopyourasski plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A decent looking cross lands there for Whoopyourasski.
Rulon Oboev is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Whoopyourasski lands a jab.
Whoopyourasski works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Borris Whoopyourasski seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Whoopyourasski lands a nice shot that snaps Oboev's head back.
Whoopyourasski connects with a high kick.
Whoopyourasski connects with a body shot.
Whoopyourasski is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Whoopyourasski has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Whoopyourasski connects with a nice looking jab.
Whoopyourasski lands a jab.
Whoopyourasski has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Ohhhhhhhhhh, brutal head kick from Whoopyourasski! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Borris Whoopyourasski!