PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ern McCracken (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and MR nobody (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

McCracken
vs
nobody

199 cm
18
265 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

193 cm
18
230 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ern McCracken !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, MR nobody!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Columbo Gatti and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McCracken swinging wilding here.
nobody moves out of range as McCracken strikes.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
nobody tries to score a power double leg takedown but McCracken sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten nobody somewhat.
McCracken throws a right hand that nobody ducks under and follows up with a left that nobody also avoids with ease.

That's one minute gone in the round.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice uppercut lands for McCracken . That snapped nobody's head back.
McCracken cracks nobody with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
McCracken cracks nobody with an open hand slap.

nobody looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
nobody sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. McCracken defending well though.
nobody is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
McCracken is working to get back to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

nobody jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but McCracken manages to avoid the submission attempt.
McCracken avoids any damage from the ground and pound of nobody.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
McCracken is not content to let nobody control the position.
nobody prevents McCracken from escaping the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ern McCracken dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

McCracken misses with a jab, cross combination.
Ern McCracken is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
McCracken clobbers nobody with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Good work by nobody as he checks the leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
nobody tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
McCracken throws a right and a left that both miss.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McCracken avoids the head kick by nobody.
McCracken throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
McCracken stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

nobody shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than nobody was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
nobody tries to control but McCracken wriggling away.
McCracken knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for nobody on the ground.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
nobody controlling the pace for now.
nobody wants to control the pace but McCracken is squirming around nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
nobody wants to take McCracken 's back here but McCracken is holding on to an arm, himself looking to escape.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
nobody punching from mount but McCracken doing a good job of avoiding damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
McCracken is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McCracken tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
nobody fails to advance to McCracken 's back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Ern McCracken will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. And we move into the final round!

McCracken is looking to chop away at nobody's legs.
McCracken misses with a two punch combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McCracken looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
nobody throws a head kick but McCracken moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McCracken misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
McCracken with a nice cross.
McCracken throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
nobody shoots in but no luck this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McCracken stuffs the takedown.
McCracken scores with a nice head shot.
McCracken lands with a cross.
MR nobody seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McCracken scores with a crisp jab that stopped nobody in his tracks.
McCracken throws a one two combo.
nobody takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McCracken stuffs the takedown attempt from nobody. nobody gets slowly back to his feet.
Ern McCracken has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of MR nobody.
nobody misses with a straight right.
McCracken lands a jab-cross combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McCracken looks to land a combination but nobody avoids it well.
McCracken with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Ern McCracken is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
McCracken tries to bum rush nobody with a series of wild strikes but nobody uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
MR nobody has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McCracken closes the distance and lands a one-two.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McCracken scores to the head and body with a nice combination!

And that's the end of the fight!
Ern McCracken showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for McCracken , winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 30:26
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 30:26
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ern McCracken !