PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between eat me (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bruno Carlos Uno (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). eat me has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

me
vs
Carlos Uno

150 cm
22
139 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

225 cm
18
135 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent knees
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, eat me!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bruno Carlos Uno!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, George Francis and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Carlos Uno wants to clinch up but me keeps it at a distance.
me fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
me shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Carlos Uno as he avoids it easily.

Carlos Uno fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with me, pushing him back against the cage.

Carlos Uno breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Carlos Uno feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to me's calf.
Carlos Uno fails in his attempt to clinch.
Carlos Uno slaps away a takedown attempt from me, before circling back to the center of the mat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for eat me. That's going to take a lot out of him.
me fails with a takedown attempt.
me avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Carlos Uno is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

Carlos Uno instigates a clinch.
Carlos Uno can't break the clinch.
Carlos Uno connects with a knee to the head.
Carlos Uno with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
me wants a takedown.

Carlos Uno breaks the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Carlos Uno looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Carlos Uno stuffs the takedown attempt from me. me gets slowly back to his feet.

me closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Carlos Uno tries to get back to half guard but can't.

me stands up.
Carlos Uno tries to clinch but me is having none of it.
Carlos Uno lands a nice looking body kick.
eat me seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
me closes this distance looking for a takedown but Carlos Uno circles away.

me drives through with a takedown into guard.
Carlos Uno trying to control the position.
me won't allow Carlos Uno to sweep him here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
me pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Carlos Uno is keeping the position for now.
Carlos Uno trying to keep a closed guard but me is proving a slippery customer.

me stands up and waves to Carlos Uno to follow him.
me fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
me is breathing heavily.
me is trying hard to land a takedown here. Carlos Uno sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Carlos Uno is looking to clinch but me is avoiding it.
Carlos Uno throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
me shoots in for a takedown but Carlos Uno shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.

me tries to keep at a distance but Carlos Uno has taken the fight into the clinch.
Carlos Uno is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
me takes a knee right on the jaw!
Carlos Uno using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.

Carlos Uno breaks from the clinch.

me shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
me looking to pass the guard.

me decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Carlos Uno, up you get!
Carlos Uno tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from me is defended easily by Carlos Uno.
me shoots for a double leg takedown but Carlos Uno sprawls well. He's pushed me's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Carlos Uno tries to clinch but me is having none of it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
me shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Carlos Uno pinned against the cage. Carlos Uno gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Carlos Uno tries to clinch there but me circles away.
me misses with a takedown attempt - Carlos Uno sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.

Carlos Uno rushes me and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

Carlos Uno breaks from the clinch.
me closes this distance looking for a takedown but Carlos Uno circles away.
me circles away from the clinch attempt.
Carlos Uno lands with a kick to the temple. me shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
me looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Bruno Carlos Uno is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Carlos Uno fails in his attempt to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Bruno Carlos Uno will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Carlos Uno connects with a nasty looking knee right to me's face.
Carlos Uno lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Carlos Uno with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Carlos Uno gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from me.
Carlos Uno tries to circle away but me has him pinned against the cage.
Carlos Uno landing knees to the head.
me drops down looking for an ankle pick but Carlos Uno pulls his leg out and moves away.

me scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
me scoring with strikes to the body and head.

me is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Carlos Uno doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time me.

me looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Carlos Uno is staying active underneath me, who seems content to just control the action from this position.

me is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.

me has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Carlos Uno defend it? me steps over the head and cranks it - Carlos Uno is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for me!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). eat me!