PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Bj Penn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Igor Ulanov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Igor Ulanov is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Penn
vs
Ulanov

185 cm
20
155 lbs
2 - 5 - 0

225 cm
23
140 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Experienced

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bj Penn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Igor Ulanov!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Robert Douchet and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No joy there for Ulanov, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Ulanov lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Penn is looking to clinch but Ulanov is avoiding it.
Ulanov blocks a head kick by Penn.
Ulanov throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Penn.
Ulanov throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Penn.
Ulanov lands a two punch combo.
Penn throws a right and a left that Ulanov avoids nicely.
Ulanov cracks a nice hook into Penn's ribs.
A thudding body kick lands there by Penn!
Penn throws a left and a right that both miss
and Ulanov counters with a three punch combo that has Penn backing up. Penn nods at Ulanov to acknowledge the strikes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Penn throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Penn throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ulanov.
A combination from Penn does no damage.
Penn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Penn swings for the body but Ulanov moves out of range.
Ulanov scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Ulanov scores with a crisp jab that stopped Penn in his tracks.
Ulanov stalks Penn and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Penn's face. Penn staggers backwards, shaken.

Penn is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Penn on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Oh Penn is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Ulanov lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Penn at a distance.
Penn is breathing heavily.
Danga de danga de dang - Ulanov scores with a four punch combination!
Penn tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Ulanov counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Penn thinking.
Ulanov cracks Penn with an open hand slap.
Ulanov bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Penn's head.
Ulanov is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Ulanov lands with a big left! Penn is wobbled badly! Ulanov comes in with a flurry of punches and drops Penn to the floor. The ref jumps in to save him from unneccessary punishment.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Igor Ulanov!