PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fatty McFatterson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Den Goods (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McFatterson's entrance music is Fat. A fine choice. Fatty McFatterson has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

McFatterson
vs
Goods

210 cm
22
300 lbs
4 - 6 - 0

199 cm
20
280 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Fatty McFatterson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Den Goods!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Sam Margolis and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Goods dives in and grabs McFatterson's left leg, looking for a takedown. McFatterson pushes down on Goods's head and hops out.
Goods fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
McFatterson closes the distance and clinches up with Goods, looking for a takedown. McFatterson pushes Goods against the cage but Goods circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.

McFatterson looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Goods!
McFatterson avoids the attempt from Goods to control.

McFatterson goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Goods is on top in guard.

Goods avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Goods wants to pass the guard but McFatterson is keeping the position.
McFatterson is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McFatterson wants to pass to mount but Goods is defending the position.
Goods is trying to get back to full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

McFatterson is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

McFatterson looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Goods regains full guard. Nicely done.

Goods is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
Goods wants a takedown but no success here.
Fatty McFatterson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Den Goods.
McFatterson lands a knee to the body.
Goods looks gassed!
Goods tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. McFatterson just stands there and leans against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McFatterson with a knee to the head.

It looks like Den Goods has been cut.
McFatterson lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
McFatterson crunches a lovely knee into Goods's ribcage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McFatterson lands an elbow inside that Goods shrugs off.
McFatterson with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
A frustrated look appears on Goods's face as he tries to break the clinch.
McFatterson lands a nice elbow.
Knees in the clinch landing for McFatterson.
McFatterson lands a nice elbow.

That has opened up Den Goods's cut even more.
McFatterson unloads a knee to the mid-section. Goods lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
McFatterson landing knees to the body.
McFatterson scores a nice knee to the body.
McFatterson lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Goods tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. McFatterson smiles and moves away.

The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
McFatterson changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Goods looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.

McFatterson wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Goods, who protects the arm well.
Goods tries to get back to half guard but can't.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Goods regains half guard.
McFatterson is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!

McFatterson goes for an armbar but Goods turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Goods.
Goods trying to control but McFatterson is working from the bottom.

Goods avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
McFatterson will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Goods wants to control from the top but McFatterson keeps moving.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Goods stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. McFatterson swivels though and keeps the full guard.
McFatterson tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Goods wants to stand but McFatterson has a closed guard, so he can't escape.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
McFatterson is looking to clinch.
McFatterson fails to land the takedown.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McFatterson defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Goods.

McFatterson is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Goods's half guard.

McFatterson seems to be looking for submissions.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fatty McFatterson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Den Goods's cut.
That's time! McFatterson's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Goods shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Goods showed some decent athleticism there.
McFatterson is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

McFatterson looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
McFatterson is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Goods wants to control but McFatterson is keeping him busy.

Goods moves into side control, avoiding a weak kimura attempt from McFatterson.
McFatterson tries to bench press Goods off him but Goods keeps the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
McFatterson gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Goods counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in McFatterson's guard now.
Goods wants to control from the top but McFatterson keeps moving.
McFatterson looking to hit a scissor sweep but Goods is one step ahead there.
McFatterson keeping moving, preventing Goods from controlling successfully.

McFatterson isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Goods stacks McFatterson on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Goods!
Goods trying to control the position but McFatterson is working away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Goods gets to mount! McFatterson was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.
McFatterson is in all sorts of trouble here.
Goods looking to control but McFatterson is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
McFatterson tries to reverse the position but Goods maintains control.
Goods controlling the position easily from mount.
McFatterson is looking to improve his position but Goods isn't that keen on the idea.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Goods postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. McFatterson looks a forlorn figure.
Goods can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as McFatterson is looking to escape.
Goods putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
McFatterson sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Goods is trying to control. McFatterson wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

McFatterson actively working from the bottom here.
Goods wants to pass the guard but McFatterson is defending well.
McFatterson slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Goods is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
McFatterson keeping moving, preventing Goods from controlling successfully.
McFatterson looking for a sweep. Not yet McFatterson, not yet.
Goods wants to control from the top but McFatterson keeps moving.

McFatterson is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Goods passes easily into side control. Nice work.

Goods tries for a kimura but McFatterson is defending well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Den Goods showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Den Goods's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Goods gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows McFatterson to score an easy takedown into full guard.

McFatterson thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

McFatterson has gone for a leg lock! Goods slips out almost immediately though and dives into McFatterson's guard.
Goods trying to control the position from guard on top but McFatterson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Goods got a little sloppy there for a moment and McFatterson has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Goods has managed to get both his arms back between McFatterson's legs - danger averted.
Goods trying to control but McFatterson is working from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

Despite being in the dominant position, Den Goods just isn't active enough and the referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

Goods closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. McFatterson did well to prevent Goods getting side control.
McFatterson manages to get to full guard.
McFatterson has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Goods has passed into side control.
Goods is looking to take a break and control but McFatterson is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

Goods decides to stand back up. Goods steps back and let's McFatterson get back to his feet.
McFatterson throws a nice head kick!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Goods.

McFatterson drives through and clinches with Goods against the cage.
McFatterson lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Goods fails to pull guard.
Goods swings away with an uppercut that misses.
McFatterson working Goods over with knees to the body.
McFatterson connects with a nasty looking knee right to Goods's face.
Goods avoiding damage as McFatterson throws knees to the body.
Goods tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. McFatterson smiles and moves away.
Goods fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but McFatterson avoids it really well and circles away.
Fatty McFatterson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Den Goods.
Goods moves in looking to clinch but McFatterson pushes him off.

McFatterson moves into the clinch successfully.
McFatterson tries to land knees in the clinch but Goods avoids the damage to the body.
McFatterson landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Goods wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but McFatterson has him pressed against the cage.
Goods throws a head punch that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McFatterson utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
McFatterson lands an elbow inside.
McFatterson tries to land a knee to the head but Goods blocks with his arms.

Goods drags the fight down to the ground.
McFatterson preventing the sweep.
McFatterson looking to pass the guard.
Connects with an elbow from the bottom, proving to the judges that he's still active off his back.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Goods holds on and takes a little breather.
McFatterson looking to pass the guard.
McFatterson is working hard here to advance position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
McFatterson is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
McFatterson swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

Goods looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for McFatterson!
Goods prevents McFatterson from getting the reversal.
McFatterson is squirming around, avoiding Goods's attempts to control the action.
McFatterson is trying desperately to improve position.
Goods with shots to the head and body - McFatterson looks very uncomfortable down there.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Fatty McFatterson.
I think McFatterson has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Gold scores the fight for Fatty McFatterson!
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight for Fatty McFatterson!
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight for Fatty McFatterson!

Fatty McFatterson wins by unanimous decision!