PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heffo Klumpo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aaron McSlugg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McSlugg has chosen Lord Slug Video as his entrance music. Heffo Klumpo has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Klumpo
vs
McSlugg

193 cm
19
281 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

225 cm
19
300 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Heffo Klumpo!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Aaron McSlugg!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Klumpo shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
McSlugg misses with a wild combination.
McSlugg lands a jab to the nose.
McSlugg moves out of range of the body kick.
Aaron McSlugg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McSlugg misses with a wild combination.

Klumpo closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
McSlugg is not content to let Klumpo control the position.
Klumpo creates some space and throws a big elbow, but McSlugg sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
McSlugg gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Klumpo is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. McSlugg can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
McSlugg working to try and regain half guard.
Klumpo lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klumpo misses with a head shot.
Klumpo looking to finish with strikes here!
Klumpo unloads with some shots from mount but McSlugg bucks and avoids them well.
Klumpo putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!

It looks like Aaron McSlugg has been cut.
McSlugg wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Klumpo.
Klumpo lands with some strikes.
Klumpo postures up and connects with a big shot that has rocked McSlugg badly. He's trying desperately to grab hold of Klumpo around the waist but Klumpo pushes him off and unloads with more strikes, forcing the referee to jump in and save him! Klumpo is the winner by TKO! Klumpo jumps onto the cage and shouts into the camera. "We did it momma!"

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Heffo Klumpo!
Heffo Klumpo is the new super heavyweight champion!