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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Cods (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Kyle's Mom a B!^(H. Eric Cartman is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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300 lbs
6 - 0 - 0 |
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195 cm
24
300 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Great elbows
Very strong |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jack Cods!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Hirohito Nitta and Sosuke Kotani.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman scores with a jab to the jaw.
Cartman lands a left and a right that send Cods crashing to the mat, dazed. Cartman thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Cods is rocked!
It looks like Jack Cods has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cartman misses with a hook.
Cods is still on wobbly legs! Can Cartman finish him?
Crack! Cartman connects with the perfect overhand right and Cods falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for Cartman!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Eric Cartman!
Eric Cartman is the new super heavyweight champion!
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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