PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gary Glitter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lucky Dog (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gary Glitter looks tired to me. Hopefully he has got enough gas left in the tank to put in a good performance.

Glitter
vs
Dog

182 cm
23
225 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

200 cm
23
280 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Gary Glitter!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Lucky Dog!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Sam Margolis and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dog lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Glitter circles away quickly and effectively.
Glitter throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Dog's head.
Dog tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dog looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dog lands a jab to the head.
Dog ducks under a wild hook from Glitter.
Glitter slips a jab and a cross from Dog.
Glitter throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dog misses with a wild combination.
Dog tries to clinch up.
Glitter keeps the fight on the outside.
Dog moves in looking to clinch but Glitter pushes him off.
Glitter keeps the fight on the outside.

Dog darts in and clinches Glitter up against the cage.
Glitter tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dog avoids it.
Glitter blocks an uppercut.
Dog blocks an elbow strike from Glitter.
Glitter lands with a right to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Glitter is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Dog is keeping busy.
Glitter has Dog pressed against the cage, preventing Dog from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dog.
Dog is trying to force a seperation but Glitter has the dominant position.
Dog wants to break the clinch but can't.

Glitter has Dog pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Glitter pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Dog tumbling to the mat - Glitter dives into Dog's guard.
Glitter's corner is telling him to maintain position.

Dog wants to stand and escape. He's got his foot on Glitter's hips, looking to push off. But Glitter grabs a hold of the leg and drops back for an ankle lock! It's hard to tell if he's got it. Both fighters look composed - OH, not anymore they don't! Dog screams like a kid who's trapped his fingers in the car door and taps out! Yikes, that must have hurt - hopefully it's not snapped anything!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Heel Hook). Gary Glitter!