PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Hitler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Physcotic Assassin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hitler has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. The Physcotic Assassin has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Adolf Hitler's chin.

Hitler
vs
Physcotic Assassin

187 cm
22
187 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

180 cm
22
187 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good in bed

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Adolf Hitler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, The Physcotic Assassin!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Hugh Johnson and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hitler is trying hard to land a takedown here. Assassin sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Hitler is breathing heavily.

Assassin looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Hitler tries to roll over but Assassin keeps him under control.
Assassin working the head and body with strikes.

Assassin is working for a submission of some sort.
Hitler regains full guard. Nicely done.
Hitler is looking to sweep but instead, Assassin has passed into half guard.
Assassin working Hitler over with strikes.
Hitler has hold of Assassin's hands but Assassin slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Assassin wants to take a breather but Hitler is having none of it.

Assassin is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

Assassin wants to work for an arm triangle but Hitler is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitler tries to get to full guard but Assassin has control of the leg.
Assassin lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Assassin wants to lay and pray for a moment but Hitler keeps working.
Ground and pound from Assassin.
Assassin prevents Hitler from improving his position.
Assassin is trying to control the action in half guard but Hitler is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Assassin seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.

Assassin is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Assassin takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.

Assassin seems to be working for a kimura but Hitler defends the submission attempt.

Assassin looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Assassin scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Hitler wants to get back to his feet.

Assassin is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Assassin lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Hitler with the active half guard here but Assassin passes nicely into side control.

Assassin wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Hitler, who protects the arm well.

Assassin is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Hitler is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.

Assassin thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.

Assassin tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Assassin has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Assassin landing a few strikes.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Assassin landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Assassin working away.
Assassin wants to control but Hitler is keeping him busy.

Assassin tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Assassin scoring with punches and elbows.

Assassin tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

The Physcotic Assassin dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Assassin shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Assassin showed some decent athleticism there.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Hitler is trying to get back to full guard.
Nice strikes from Assassin there.
The Physcotic Assassin has got the better of the ground game so far.

Assassin is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Hitler is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Assassin scores with a couple of nice shots.

Assassin looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Assassin is taking a breather. Hitler says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Ground and pound from Assassin.
Assassin is keen to just control but Hitler is a slippery customer.

Assassin seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Hitler is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). The Physcotic Assassin!