PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between FIX MANAGERRANKINGS (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mr Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). FIX MANAGERRANKINGS has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

MANAGERRANKINGS
vs
Jobber

225 cm
22
140 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

150 cm
22
130 lbs
0 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Big right hand

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, FIX MANAGERRANKINGS!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mr Jobber!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Chris Downing and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
MANAGERRANKINGS lands a slapping body shot.
Nice body punch from MANAGERRANKINGS.
MANAGERRANKINGS lands a jab.
Jobber tries to clinch up.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jobber looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

MANAGERRANKINGS looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Jobber!
Jobber swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
MANAGERRANKINGS controlling his opponent.
Jobber swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
Jobber should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
MANAGERRANKINGS controlling his opponent.
Jobber keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
MANAGERRANKINGS controlling the pace for now.
Jobber throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
Jobber flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
MANAGERRANKINGS controlling from mount.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
MANAGERRANKINGS blocks Jobber's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
MANAGERRANKINGS controlling from the full mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
MANAGERRANKINGS really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

The referee stands the fighters back up. FIX MANAGERRANKINGS just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
MANAGERRANKINGS lands a jab to Jobber's midsection.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
MANAGERRANKINGS scores with a body shot.
MANAGERRANKINGS digs a good body shot into Jobber's ribs.
Jobber fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jobber gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Mr Jobber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
MANAGERRANKINGS dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

MANAGERRANKINGS gets a takedown into half guard.
MANAGERRANKINGS keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Jobber strikes from the bottom but MANAGERRANKINGS uses the opportunity to move to side control.
MANAGERRANKINGS controlling the position from side mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
MANAGERRANKINGS gets to mount! Jobber was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.
MANAGERRANKINGS controlling his opponent.
Jobber is wriggling around trying to escape.
MANAGERRANKINGS looking to control and managing it successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

FIX MANAGERRANKINGS dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Jobber tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
MANAGERRANKINGS fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
MANAGERRANKINGS circles away from the clinch attempt.
Jobber doesn't manage to clinch there - MANAGERRANKINGS circles away.
Donk. MANAGERRANKINGS catches Jobber right on the button with a cross.
MANAGERRANKINGS works Jobber's body with a nice hook.
Jobber doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Jobber fails with an attempt to clinch.

MANAGERRANKINGS looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
MANAGERRANKINGS performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Jobber throws a sloppy strike from the bottom. He's now off balance and MANAGERRANKINGS manages to pass to side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jobber trying to remain calm as MANAGERRANKINGS controls from the top position.
Jobber is trying to strike from the bottom but MANAGERRANKINGS has passed into full mount.
Jobber throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
Jobber is breathing heavily.
MANAGERRANKINGS takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.

The referee stands the fighters back up. FIX MANAGERRANKINGS just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Jobber takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jobber takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
MANAGERRANKINGS ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
MANAGERRANKINGS throws out a powerful jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
MANAGERRANKINGS fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Jobber takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jobber takes a shot to the body in his stride.
MANAGERRANKINGS is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
MANAGERRANKINGS fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
MANAGERRANKINGS is looking to wear down Jobber with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
MANAGERRANKINGS comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
MANAGERRANKINGS thuds a left hand into Jobber's body.
MANAGERRANKINGS dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
MANAGERRANKINGS fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Jobber looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
MANAGERRANKINGS lands a nice looking body shot.
MANAGERRANKINGS scores with a jab to the body.
MANAGERRANKINGS lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Jobber at a distance.
Jobber takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
MANAGERRANKINGS punishes Jobber's body with a nice straight punch.
MANAGERRANKINGS scores with a jab.
MANAGERRANKINGS throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Jobber stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
MANAGERRANKINGS fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
MANAGERRANKINGS scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
MANAGERRANKINGS lands a nice looking body shot.
Jobber takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
MANAGERRANKINGS wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
MANAGERRANKINGS comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Nice body punch from MANAGERRANKINGS.
MANAGERRANKINGS lands with a shot to the body.
MANAGERRANKINGS digs a good hook to Jobber's body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
MANAGERRANKINGS lands a jab to Jobber's midsection.
Jobber takes a body punch but keeps moving.
MANAGERRANKINGS lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Jobber takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
MANAGERRANKINGS scores with a jab to the body.
MANAGERRANKINGS throws a shot to the body.
MANAGERRANKINGS comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
MANAGERRANKINGS is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.

MANAGERRANKINGS scores with a takedown into Jobber's guard.
MANAGERRANKINGS sitting in guard here, content to control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

MANAGERRANKINGS gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
MANAGERRANKINGS digs a good body shot into Jobber's ribs.
Good exchange - MANAGERRANKINGS coming out on top.
MANAGERRANKINGS fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Jobber looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
MANAGERRANKINGS lands a nice shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!

MANAGERRANKINGS closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
MANAGERRANKINGS stalling.
MANAGERRANKINGS moves nicely into side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

FIX MANAGERRANKINGS dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! And we move into the final round!

MANAGERRANKINGS throws a series of strikes that have Jobber backpedaling.
MANAGERRANKINGS lands a slapping body shot.
MANAGERRANKINGS scores with a decent looking hook.
Jobber fails with an attempt to clinch.
Nice body punch from MANAGERRANKINGS.

MANAGERRANKINGS gets the takedown into side control.
MANAGERRANKINGS is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
MANAGERRANKINGS seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Jobber for as long as he can get away with.
FIX MANAGERRANKINGS overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Jobber takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jobber is looking to slip a leg under and get half guard but MANAGERRANKINGS is one step ahead and moves to full mount!
MANAGERRANKINGS sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.

The referee stands the fighters back up. FIX MANAGERRANKINGS just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
MANAGERRANKINGS scores with a shot to the body.
MANAGERRANKINGS lands a slapping body shot.
MANAGERRANKINGS scores with a shot to the body.
FIX MANAGERRANKINGS is winning the standup battle so far.
MANAGERRANKINGS ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Mr Jobber has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jobber takes a shot right to the bread basket.
MANAGERRANKINGS lands a nice hook to Jobber's body. Jobber takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
MANAGERRANKINGS lands a slapping body shot.
MANAGERRANKINGS cracks Jobber with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Nice body punch from MANAGERRANKINGS.
MANAGERRANKINGS thuds a left hand into Jobber's body.
Mr Jobber is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jobber has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
MANAGERRANKINGS jabs at Jobber's body.
MANAGERRANKINGS fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Jobber looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
MANAGERRANKINGS throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Jobber stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Jobber takes one to the chin there.
MANAGERRANKINGS lands a slapping body shot.
MANAGERRANKINGS connects with a nice looking jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
MANAGERRANKINGS lands a nice hook to Jobber's body. Jobber takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Jobber drops his hands momentarily and MANAGERRANKINGS takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Jobber takes a body punch but keeps moving.
MANAGERRANKINGS works the jab nicely.
MANAGERRANKINGS connects with a body shot.
MANAGERRANKINGS scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
MANAGERRANKINGS scores with a jab to the body.
MANAGERRANKINGS cracks a nice hook into Jobber's ribs.
MANAGERRANKINGS scores with a jab to the head.
Jobber on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
MANAGERRANKINGS comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Danga de danga de dang - MANAGERRANKINGS scores with a four punch combination!
MANAGERRANKINGS lands a nice hook to Jobber's body. Jobber takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Jobber takes a shot to the body in his stride.
MANAGERRANKINGS works Jobber's body with a nice hook.
MANAGERRANKINGS connects with a body shot.
MANAGERRANKINGS cracks a nice hook into Jobber's ribs.
MANAGERRANKINGS fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
MANAGERRANKINGS lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Jobber at a distance.
MANAGERRANKINGS is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jobber can do to turn this around?
MANAGERRANKINGS digs a good hook to Jobber's body.
MANAGERRANKINGS with a hook.
MANAGERRANKINGS ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
FIX MANAGERRANKINGS is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
MANAGERRANKINGS dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
MANAGERRANKINGS lands with a shot to the body.
MANAGERRANKINGS stuns Jobber with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Jobber doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
MANAGERRANKINGS dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
MANAGERRANKINGS wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
MANAGERRANKINGS lands a body shot.
MANAGERRANKINGS lands a body shot.
MANAGERRANKINGS scores with a hook to the body. Jobber takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
MANAGERRANKINGS scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A cross from MANAGERRANKINGS lands.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
MANAGERRANKINGS lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Jobber at a distance.
Jobber takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Jobber takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A shot to de liver by MANAGERRANKINGS. Beautiful body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
MANAGERRANKINGS throws out a powerful jab.
Jobber tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
MANAGERRANKINGS lands with a shot to the body.
Jobber takes a shot to the body in his stride.
MANAGERRANKINGS changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Jobber takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
MANAGERRANKINGS throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Jobber stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
MANAGERRANKINGS changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
MANAGERRANKINGS cracks a nice hook into Jobber's ribs.
MANAGERRANKINGS fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
MANAGERRANKINGS connects with a good right hand that stumbles Jobber. Jobber circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
MANAGERRANKINGS lands with a shot to the body.
MANAGERRANKINGS comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
MANAGERRANKINGS scores with a shot to the body.
Jobber has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
MANAGERRANKINGS bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Jobber's head backwards.
MANAGERRANKINGS lands a jab to Jobber's midsection.
MANAGERRANKINGS scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Jobber doesn't seem bothered though.
MANAGERRANKINGS lands a body shot.
MANAGERRANKINGS throws a shot to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
FIX MANAGERRANKINGS showed his dominance in that final round.
Well MANAGERRANKINGS has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:25
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:25
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... FIX MANAGERRANKINGS!