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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lunchbox Cheeseyfries (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ethan Lank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lank comes into a darkened arena with his song building. The Night kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! This should be a great matchup!
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Lunchbox Cheeseyfries!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ethan Lank!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Felipe Paraventi and Leandro Rodrigues.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cheeseyfries tries to clinch but Lank moves out of range.
Lank avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Cheeseyfries tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Lank looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Lank fails with a takedown attempt.
Cheeseyfries tries to clinch up.
Lank circles away from the clinch attempt.
Lank shoots for a takedown but Cheeseyfries saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Lunchbox Cheeseyfries has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ethan Lank.
Cheeseyfries moves into the clinch.
Lank looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Lank pushes off an throws an elbow but Cheeseyfries leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cheeseyfries tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Cheeseyfries obliges.
Lank tries to land knees in the clinch but Cheeseyfries avoids the damage to the body.
Cheeseyfries creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Lank's defenses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Lank throws an elbow but misses.
Cheeseyfries tries to land a knee to the head but Lank blocks with his arms.
Cheeseyfries unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Cheeseyfries blocks an elbow strike.
Cheeseyfries lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Cheeseyfries with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Cheeseyfries avoids a wild elbow strike from Lank.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheeseyfries with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Cheeseyfries unloads a knee to the mid-section. Lank lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Lank looks gassed!
Cheeseyfries with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Cheeseyfries comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Cheeseyfries connects with a nasty looking knee right to Lank's face.
Cheeseyfries throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Cheeseyfries lands an elbow that stopped Lank in his tracks for a moment.
It looks like Ethan Lank has been cut.
Cheeseyfries crunches a lovely knee into Lank's ribcage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cheeseyfries putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Lank in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Cheeseyfries connects with a nasty looking knee right to Lank's face.
Cheeseyfries comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Cheeseyfries lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Lank.
Cheeseyfries lands with a left to the head.
Cheeseyfries throws a knee to the head but misses.
Cheeseyfries lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Cheeseyfries misses with a knee to the head.
Cheeseyfries lands a knee to the head.
Cheeseyfries lands a nice elbow.
Cheeseyfries lands a knee to the head.
Lank looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Lank throws an elbow but it misses.
Cheeseyfries connects with a nasty looking knee right to Lank's face.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Lank.
Cheeseyfries connects with a knee to the head.
Cheeseyfries throws a knee to the head but misses.
Lank misses with an elbow over the top.
Lank takes an elbow to the forehead.
Cheeseyfries tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cheeseyfries blocks an elbow strike from Lank.
Cheeseyfries misses with a knee to the head.
With the fighters up against the cage, Lank throws an elbow but misses.
Cheeseyfries tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Lank avoids it.
Cheeseyfries dodges an elbow strike from Lank.
Cheeseyfries lands a knee to the body.
Lank throws an elbow but it misses.
Lank throws an elbow but it misses.
Lank lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Lank misses with an elbow over the top.
Cheeseyfries tries to land knees in the clinch but Lank avoids the damage to the body.
Cheeseyfries scores with a nice hook to the head.
Nice elbow from Lank.
Lank throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
A knee to the head by Cheeseyfries.
Cheeseyfries looking to throw knees to the head but Lank is blocking nicely.
Cheeseyfries takes an elbow to the temple.
Cheeseyfries blocks an elbow strike from Lank.
Cheeseyfries blocks the elbow strike.
Cheeseyfries utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Cheeseyfries missing with knees to the body.
With the fighters up against the cage, Lank throws an elbow but misses.
Lank lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Cheeseyfries lands with a left to the head.
Cheeseyfries dodges an elbow strike from Lank.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lank lands an elbow inside that Cheeseyfries shrugs off.
Lank throws an elbow that misses.
Cheeseyfries lands a knee to the head.
Lank pushes off an throws an elbow but Cheeseyfries leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Cheeseyfries tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cheeseyfries unloads a knee to the mid-section. Lank lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Lank tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Cheeseyfries throws a knee to the head but misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Lank throws an elbow but misses.
Cheeseyfries blocks the elbow strike.
Cheeseyfries lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Lank tries to land a knee to the head but Cheeseyfries blocks with his arms.
Cheeseyfries landing knees to the head.
Cheeseyfries managing to block the knees to the body from Lank.
Cheeseyfries lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Cheeseyfries scores with a knee to the head.
Cheeseyfries using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Lank has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Lank lands a knee to the body.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Lank just misses with a elbow thrown towards Cheeseyfries's brow.
Cheeseyfries lands a hook that snaps the head of Lank backwards.
Cheeseyfries lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Lank or not.
Cheeseyfries looking to throw knees to the head but Lank is blocking nicely.
Lank looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Lank landing knees to the body.
Cheeseyfries is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Lank pushes off an throws an elbow but Cheeseyfries leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Cheeseyfries using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Lank has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lank creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Cheeseyfries lands a nice elbow.
Cheeseyfries throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Lank blocks it with crossed arms.
Cheeseyfries blocks the elbow strike.
Cheeseyfries misses with a knee to the head.
Lank throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Lank lands a damaging elbow.
Cheeseyfries with a knee to the head.
Cheeseyfries blocks an elbow strike from Lank.
Lank misses with an elbow strike.
Cheeseyfries blocks an elbow strike.
Cheeseyfries lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Cheeseyfries throws a knee to the head but misses.
Lank throws an elbow that misses.
Lank misses with an elbow over the top.
Cheeseyfries lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Lank missing with knees to the body.
Cheeseyfries connects with a nasty looking knee right to Lank's face.
Lank blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Lank with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cheeseyfries throws a knee to the head but misses.
Cheeseyfries dodges an elbow strike from Lank.
Lank landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Cheeseyfries connects with a nasty looking knee right to Lank's face.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Lank.
Lank throws an elbow but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lunchbox Cheeseyfries dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ethan Lank's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Lank scores with a takedown into Cheeseyfries's guard.
Cheeseyfries keeping moving, preventing Lank from controlling successfully.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Lank looking to sit in guard and control but Cheeseyfries gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheeseyfries stands up from Lank's guard - Cheeseyfries perhaps looking for a knockout.
Cheeseyfries is looking to clinch but Lank is avoiding it.
Cheeseyfries fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Lank, pushing him back against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Lank throws an elbow but it misses.
Lank looks to throw an elbow but misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Cheeseyfries.
Cheeseyfries throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Lank blocks it with crossed arms.
Lank looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Cheeseyfries throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Lanks head.
Cheeseyfries throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Lank blocks it with crossed arms.
Cheeseyfries creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Lank's defenses.
A shot in the inside from Cheeseyfries.
Lank misses with an elbow strike.
Cheeseyfries with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Cheeseyfries avoids the elbow strike from Lank, against the cage.
Cheeseyfries gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Cheeseyfries managing to block the knees to the body from Lank.
Lank misses with an elbow over the top.
Cheeseyfries lands with a light punch inside.
Lank pushes off an throws an elbow but Cheeseyfries leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Cheeseyfries connects with a knee to the head.
Cheeseyfries misses with a knee to the head.
Cheeseyfries throws a knee to the head but misses.
Cheeseyfries avoids a wild elbow strike from Lank.
Lank misses with an elbow over the top.
Cheeseyfries blocks an elbow strike.
Cheeseyfries scores with a knee to the head.
Cheeseyfries tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Lank throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Cheeseyfries lands with a short punch from the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by Cheeseyfries.
Lank with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Lank misses with an elbow strike.
Cheeseyfries with a knee to the head.
Cheeseyfries avoids the elbow strike from Lank, against the cage.
Cheeseyfries lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A short right from Cheeseyfries on the inside.
Lank misses with an elbow over the top.
Cheeseyfries lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Lank tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Cheeseyfries tries a knee to the head but Lank blocks it.
Lank pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Lank misses with a knee to the head.
Lank pushes off an throws an elbow but Cheeseyfries leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Lunchbox Cheeseyfries has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Cheeseyfries lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Cheeseyfries lands a body shot.
Lank misses with an elbow strike.
Lank takes an elbow to the forehead.
Cheeseyfries connects with a knee to the head.
Cheeseyfries tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Lank throws an elbow but it misses.
Lank misses with an elbow strike.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Lank.
Cheeseyfries scores with a knee to the head.
Cheeseyfries blocks an elbow strike from Lank.
Lank's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Lank throws an elbow but it misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Cheeseyfries with a knee to the head.
Cheeseyfries throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Lank blocks it with crossed arms.
Lank lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Cheeseyfries scores with a nice hook to the head.
Lank trying to land knees to the body.
Lank pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Cheeseyfries landing knees to the head.
Lank comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Cheeseyfries with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Cheeseyfries working Lank over with knees to the body.
Cheeseyfries lands a damaging elbow.
Cheeseyfries misses with a knee to the head.
Knees to the body from Lank.
Cheeseyfries scores a nice knee to the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Lank.
Lank takes an elbow to the forehead.
Lank throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Lank misses with an elbow strike.
Cheeseyfries with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Cheeseyfries takes an elbow to the forehead.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Cheeseyfries creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Cheeseyfries blocks an elbow strike.
Lank throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Cheeseyfries lands an elbow inside.
Cheeseyfries unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Nice elbow from Lank.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lunchbox Cheeseyfries dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Ethan Lank's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Cheeseyfries throws a big shot that misses.
Lank keeps the fight on the outside.
Cheeseyfries tries to clinch there but Lank circles away.
An inside leg kick lands from Cheeseyfries.
Cheeseyfries fails in his attempt to clinch.
Cheeseyfries tries to close the distance and clinch but Lank swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Lank lands a jab to the head.
Lank dives in and grabs Cheeseyfries's left leg, looking for a takedown. Cheeseyfries pushes down on Lank's head and hops out.
Cheeseyfries tries to clinch up.
Cheeseyfries tries to clinch but Lank is having none of it.
Lank swats away the attempt to clinch by Cheeseyfries.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Cheeseyfries fails with an attempt to clinch.
Lank throws a right and a left that both miss.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheeseyfries tries to clinch but Lank moves out of range.
Cheeseyfries stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Cheeseyfries wants it to stay on the feet.
Cheeseyfries is looking to clinch.
Cheeseyfries wants to clinch up but Lank keeps it at a distance.
Cheeseyfries tries to clinch up but Lank circles away and keeps his distance.
Cheeseyfries moves in looking to clinch but Lank pushes him off.
Lank takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Lank avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Lank swats away the attempt to clinch by Cheeseyfries.
Cheeseyfries lunges at Lank with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Lank's hand.
Cheeseyfries tries to clinch up but Lank circles away and keeps his distance.
Cheeseyfries fails with an attempt to clinch.
Cheeseyfries lunges at Lank with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Lank's hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lank lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Ethan Lank is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Cheeseyfries tries to close the distance and clinch but Lank swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Cheeseyfries tries to close the distance and clinch but Lank swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Lank will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Lunchbox Cheeseyfries has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ethan Lank.
Cheeseyfries is looking to clinch but Lank is avoiding it.
Lank shoots in looking for a takedown. Cheeseyfries tries to sprawl out of it but Lank keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Cheeseyfries manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Cheeseyfries fails with an attempt to clinch.
Lunchbox Cheeseyfries is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cheeseyfries gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Cheeseyfries blocks the elbow strike.
Nice elbow from Cheeseyfries.
A short right from Cheeseyfries on the inside.
Cheeseyfries with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
A short right from Cheeseyfries.
Cheeseyfries scores a nice knee to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cheeseyfries dodges an elbow strike from Lank.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice elbow from Cheeseyfries.
Cheeseyfries with a knee to the head.
Cheeseyfries scores with a shoulder strike.
Cheeseyfries throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Lanks head.
Cheeseyfries lands a knee to the body.
Cheeseyfries tries a knee to the head but Lank blocks it.
Cheeseyfries lands an elbow inside.
Cheeseyfries throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Lank blocks it with crossed arms.
Lank looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Cheeseyfries avoids the elbow strike from Lank, against the cage.
Cheeseyfries looking to throw knees to the head but Lank is blocking nicely.
Lank on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Lank throws an elbow that misses.
Cheeseyfries is leaning against Lank and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Ethan Lank has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Cheeseyfries is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Lank is defending well for now.
Cheeseyfries throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Lank lands an elbow inside that Cheeseyfries shrugs off.
Lank lands a damaging elbow.
Cheeseyfries blocks an elbow strike from Lank.
Lunchbox Cheeseyfries is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Lank misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Cheeseyfries.
Cheeseyfries tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Lank looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Cheeseyfries scores a nice knee to the body.
Cheeseyfries dodges an elbow strike from Lank.
Lank throws an elbow but it's blocked.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Cheeseyfries scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Cheeseyfries lands an elbow that stopped Lank in his tracks for a moment.
Cheeseyfries lands an elbow inside.
Cheeseyfries dodges an elbow strike from Lank.
Cheeseyfries lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Lank creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Cheeseyfries's defenses.
Cheeseyfries using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Lank has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Cheeseyfries landing knees to the body.
Cheeseyfries avoids the elbow strike from Lank, against the cage.
With the fighters up against the cage, Lank throws an elbow but misses.
Cheeseyfries looking to throw knees to the head but Lank is blocking nicely.
Cheeseyfries lands a damaging elbow.
Lank looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Cheeseyfries creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Lank's defenses.
Lank throws an elbow but it misses.
Cheeseyfries landing some nice looking knees to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Cheeseyfries creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Cheeseyfries lands an elbow just above Lank 's eye.
A shot in the inside from Cheeseyfries.
Cheeseyfries tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Lank misses with an elbow over the top.
Cheeseyfries lands a nice knee to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Lunchbox Cheeseyfries showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Cheeseyfries, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight 30:27
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 30:27
Judge Leandro Rodrigues scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lunchbox Cheeseyfries!
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