PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between The Engineer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Betty BETTY (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Engineer comes into the arena with Dispenser Erection blaring out of the sound system. Betty BETTY has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Engineer
vs
BETTY

184 cm
22
150 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

176 cm
18
155 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Prefers standup

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

[JMFC AFN - Q156 REC/CARDIO $ 45!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, The Engineer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Betty BETTY!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Mauricio Rocha and Alexandre Firmino.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Engineer throws a head kick that misses.
A big right from BETTY misses.
BETTY throws a jab when Engineer was well out of range.
Engineer misses with an attempted mid kick.
A left lands for BETTY.
A head kick misses from Engineer.
BETTY jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Engineer lands a high kick!
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Engineer - that will leave a mark!
BETTY takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Engineer is looking to slow BETTY down with leg kicks.
Engineer lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Engineer tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Engineer is looking to land body kicks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
BETTY misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Engineer.
BETTY takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Engineer looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Engineer misses with a head kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Engineer lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and BETTY has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from BETTY and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Engineer scoring well with a low kick there.
BETTY tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Engineer throws a leg kick that misses.
The fighters circling - BETTY throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Engineer tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
BETTY throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
BETTY misses with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
BETTY waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract Engineer.
BETTY misses with a wild body shot.
Engineer tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
BETTY is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Engineer throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Engineer throws a quick head kick that skims the top of BETTY's head.
Engineer plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Engineer takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
BETTY on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Engineer. Engineer obviously looking to wear him down.
Engineer takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
BETTY blocks the body kick.
BETTY checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
BETTY waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract Engineer.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
BETTY fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
BETTY on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Engineer slips under a jab from BETTY.
Engineer misses with a low kick as BETTY jumps back.
BETTY misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Engineer.
BETTY fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Engineer manages to avoid it.
Engineer throws a quick head kick that skims the top of BETTY's head.
Engineer takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
BETTY's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Engineer scores with a push kick.
Engineer lands with a slapping head kick.
BETTY throws the left hand but Engineer avoids the punch easily.
BETTY misses the shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Both fighters circling a little - Engineer finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
BETTY lands a right hook to the body.
BETTY checks a low kick from Engineer.
Engineer lands with a slapping head kick.
Engineer tries a head kick but it misses.
Engineer throws a leg kick that misses.
Engineer avoids the body shot from BETTY.
Engineer throws a push kick but BETTY slaps the foot to one side.
BETTY works Engineer's body with a nice hook.
Engineer fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but BETTY is out of range.
BETTY fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Engineer manages to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Betty BETTY dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Engineer looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Engineer throws a leg kick which misses BETTY's front leg but catches the back leg as BETTY tries to avoid it.
Engineer throws and low kick but BETTY moves out of range easily.
Engineer throws a sloppy head kick and BETTY moves out of range easily.
Engineer misses with a head kick.
A head kick misses from Engineer.
Engineer throws a leg kick but BETTY checks it.
BETTY ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Engineer moves away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
BETTY throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
BETTY lands a jab.
BETTY works the jab nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
BETTY with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Engineer throws a head kick that misses.
Engineer looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
BETTY chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Engineer can pounce on him.
Engineer looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
BETTY lands a jab to Engineer's midsection.
BETTY scores with the left hand. Engineer knows he should have avoided that one.
Engineer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by BETTY.
The Engineer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
BETTY takes a swing at Engineer's ribcage but misses.
BETTY looks to score with a jab to the body but Engineer is just out of range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Engineer.
Engineer really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Engineer misses with a kick to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
BETTY jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Engineer throws a head kick but BETTY moves out of range.
Engineer misses with a head kick.
BETTY takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
BETTY stuns Engineer with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
BETTY checks a leg kick.
BETTY lands with a hook. Engineer tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

Engineer is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
BETTY fakes the body blow, causing Engineer to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Engineer goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Betty BETTY!