PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zapp Brannigan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and S keletor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brannigan comes into the arena with Jackyl -- The Lumberjack blaring out of the sound system. keletor has chosen Spineshank - New Disease as his entrance music. This should be a great matchup!

Brannigan
vs
keletor

195 cm
21
265 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

210 cm
20
278 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Good knees
KO power

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Win Nutritional
BioPharm Nutrition [ACME]

BioPharm Nutrition [ACME]
Crippler's Corner

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Zapp Brannigan!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, S keletor!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Lou da Vinci and David Schapiro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
keletor tests Brannigan's chin there with a solid looking shot.

It looks like Zapp Brannigan has been cut.
keletor lands with an uppercut that bounces Brannigan off the cage and back into rage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Horrible takedown by keletor or perhaps it was just good defense by Brannigan which made him look bad.
keletor chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Brannigan can pounce on him.
keletor lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

Brannigan is rocked!
Crack! keletor connects with the perfect overhand right and Brannigan falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for keletor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). S keletor!
S keletor is the new heavyweight champion!