PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stand Bang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hulk Hogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Bang might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Mike Tyson clip from Hangover. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Bang
vs
Hogan

225 cm
22
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

200 cm
21
300 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
Brawler
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Stand Bang!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hulk Hogan!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bang will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bang misses with a double jab.
Hogan looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bang throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Hogan's waist but Hogan gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Bang off to one side.
Bang swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bang swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bang throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hogan.
Bang misses with the combination.
Bang misses with a few strikes there.

Hogan moves into the clinch.
Hogan wants a takedown but no success here.

Hogan gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Bang looks like he's trying to stand up.
Hogan working over Bang with some ground and pound. Bang looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Bang pushes Hogan off looking to stand but Hogan dives back in and keeps control.
Hogan is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Bang wants to get back to his feet.
Bang is breathing heavily.
Bang is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Hogan scores with a couple of nice shots.
Hogan has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hogan lands strikes from half guard.
Hogan trying to control from half guard but Bang is working away.

Hogan wants to work for an arm triangle but Bang is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Hogan working Bang over with strikes.
Hogan has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Hogan fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
A nice elbow there by Hogan.
Hogan scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Bang?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bang swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
Bang takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Bang working to try and regain half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hogan lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.

Bang is rocked!

Hogan is working for a guillotine from mount but Bang frees his head quite easily.
Hogan looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Oh Bang is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bang is wriggling around trying to escape.
Bang seems to have got his legs back now.
Hogan is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Hogan lands a heavy shot. That's hurt Bang! Hogan sees the opportunity and turns up the heat - strike after strike land to the defenseless Bang and the ref dives in to save him! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Hulk Hogan!