PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jeffrey Dahmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fred Flintstone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Dahmer
vs
Flintstone

182 cm
19
198 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

177 cm
23
190 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Good kicks
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jeffrey Dahmer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Fred Flintstone!
The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Edson Gomes and Emerson Jorge.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A left lands for Dahmer.
Dahmer lands a really nice looking cross but Flintstone seems unphased.
Dahmer misses with a looping right.
A swing and a miss from Dahmer.
Flintstone slips under a jab.
Dahmer misses with a straight right.
Dahmer throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Flintstone throws a head kick that misses.
Flintstone lands with a slapping head kick.
Flintstone throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Dahmer blocks a head kick by Flintstone.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Flintstone.
Dahmer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Flintstone displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dahmer throws out the jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Flintstone pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Flintstone drops his hands momentarily and Dahmer takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Dahmer throws a lazy right hand but Flintstone sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jeffrey Dahmer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dahmer throws a leg kick
and Flintstone counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Dahmer throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Flintstone counters with a head kick.
Jab from Dahmer.
Flintstone uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dahmer.
Flintstone staying out of range there.
Dahmer dips to his left and cracks Flintstone with an uppercut!

It looks like Fred Flintstone has been cut.
Flintstone takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Dahmer misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Nice shot by Dahmer.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dahmer throws a hook but Flintstone avoids it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Flintstone moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Flintstone blocks a jab.
Dahmer is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Flintstone lands with a nice body kick.
Dahmer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Flintstone.
Flintstone lands a head kick. Dahmer smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Flintstone on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Flintstone takes one to the chin there.
Flintstone blocks a jab.
Dahmer takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Flintstone keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dahmer.
Flintstone throws a big shot that misses.
Dahmer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer swings for the body but Flintstone moves out of range.
Dahmer jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Flintstone slips under a jab.
Flintstone uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dahmer.
Flintstone lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Dahmer throws a leg kick that is checked
and Flintstone counters with a lovely shot to the body.
A slow jab from Dahmer misses its intended target.
Dahmer has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Flintstone finds it's way round the side to connect with Dahmer's head.
Flintstone slips a straight right by Dahmer.
Dahmer misses with a double jab
and Flintstone finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Dahmer steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Flintstone. That one must have hurt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer misses with a double jab
and Flintstone counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Flintstone throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Dahmer's head.
Dahmer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Flintstone.
Flintstone moves out of range as Dahmer strikes.
Dahmer misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Nice defenses there by Flintstone.
A slow jab from Dahmer misses its intended target.
Dahmer lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dahmer takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Flintstone throws a head kick but Dahmer moves out of range.
Flintstone tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Jeffrey Dahmer will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Fred Flintstone's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Flintstone keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dahmer.
Dahmer blocks a head kick by Flintstone.
Flintstone jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Flintstone displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dahmer throws out the jab.
Dahmer scores with a jab. Flintstone acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Flintstone slips under a jab from Dahmer.
Dahmer misses with a hook. Flintstone ducked under it nicely.
Dahmer scores with a nice head shot.
Flintstone lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Dahmer throws a hook but Flintstone avoids it easily.
Flintstone misses with a head kick.
Dahmer lands a two punch combo.
Dahmer throws a leg kick
and Flintstone counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Dahmer is lucky that one didn't land flush.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dahmer dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dahmer waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract Flintstone.
Dahmer misses with a shot to the body
and Flintstone counters with a body kick.
Dahmer misses the body punch
and Flintstone counters with a thumping low kick.
Dahmer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dahmer throws an overhand right that lands on Flintstone's shoulder, as Flintstone tries to avoid the shot.
Dahmer blocks a head kick by Flintstone.
Flintstone blocks a jab.
Jab from Flintstone.
Flintstone explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Flintstone ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dahmer moves away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Flintstone throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Flintstone slips a jab from Dahmer.
Nice body kick from Flintstone.
Dahmer jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A slow jab from Dahmer misses its intended target.
Dahmer connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Dahmer throws a sloppy head kick
and Flintstone counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Dahmer lunges at Flintstone with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Flintstone's hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dahmer throws a lazy right hand but Flintstone sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Good leg kick by Flintstone there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Dahmer throws the left hand but Flintstone avoids the punch easily.
Flintstone goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer misses with a double jab
and Flintstone counters with a low kick, right behind Dahmer 's knee.
Crunch! Flintstone slams his shin into Dahmer's torso.
A head kick by Dahmer misses
and Flintstone counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Flintstone takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Dahmer takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Dahmer throws a sloppy head kick
and Flintstone counters with a nice body kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Flintstone throws a head kick that Dahmer semi-blocks.
Dahmer cracks Flintstone with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Flintstone looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Dahmer will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Flintstone slips a straight right by Dahmer.
Dahmer thows a left - swing and a miss!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Flintstone throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Left hook, right uppercut from Flintstone.
A head kick misses from Flintstone.
Flintstone ducks under a wild hook from Dahmer.
Dahmer throws a lazy right hand but Flintstone sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A jab from Dahmer misses.
Flintstone bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dahmer throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Flintstone pulls out of a head kick attempt.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dahmer misses with a looping right.
Flintstone staying out of range there.
Dahmer paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fred Flintstone showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Fred Flintstone's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Dahmer lands a body shot.
A low kick from Dahmer is predictable there
and Flintstone counters with a big head kick but Dahmer shrugs it off.
Dahmer missing with a left hand there. Flintstone was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Flintstone.
Dahmer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Flintstone.
Dahmer throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Flintstone counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Flintstone.
A head kick misses from Flintstone.
A slow jab from Dahmer misses its intended target.
Flintstone thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Dahmer if he has to take too many more of those.
A swing and a miss from Dahmer.
Flintstone displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dahmer throws out the jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Donk. Flintstone catches Dahmer right on the button with a cross.
Flintstone avoids the body shot from Dahmer.
Flintstone scores with a head kick.
Dahmer looks to score with a jab to the body but Flintstone is just out of range.
Flintstone steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dahmer.
Dahmer displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Flintstone throws out the jab.
Fred Flintstone seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Dahmer misses the shot to the body.
Dahmer throws a leg kick
and Flintstone counters with a flying knee. Nice.
A big right from Dahmer misses.
Dahmer misses with a straight left.
A nice inside leg kick there by Flintstone. That's going to slow Dahmer down.
Dahmer scores with a jab to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer throws a jab when Flintstone was well out of range.
Dahmer throws a big shot that misses.
Dahmer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Flintstone sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fred Flintstone is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A telegraphed right hand from Dahmer misses the target.
Dahmer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Flintstone slips under a jab from Dahmer.
The fighters circling - Dahmer throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Flintstone tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A thudding body kick lands there by Flintstone!
Flintstone slips under a jab from Dahmer.
Dahmer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Flintstone sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A jab lands there for Dahmer.
Dahmer misses with a straight left.
Flintstone slips a straight right by Dahmer.
Dahmer throws the left hand but Flintstone avoids the punch easily.
Dahmer lands with a shot to the body.
A big left from Dahmer misses.
Dahmer throws a body kick the misses
and Flintstone counters with a nice uppercut.
Dahmer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A head kick from Flintstone lands but Dahmer takes it in his stride.
Flintstone ducks under a wild hook from Dahmer.
Dahmer swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Flintstone counters with a head kick.
Dahmer works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer misses with the body kick
and Flintstone counters with a nice body kick.
Flintstone scores with a nice head shot.
Flintstone slips a jab from Dahmer.
Flintstone has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Dahmer lands with a straight right. Flintstone didn't see that one coming.
Dahmer misses with a leg kick
and Flintstone makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Dahmer really felt that one!
Flintstone throws a head kick that misses.
A head kick misses from Flintstone.
Dahmer displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Flintstone throws a head kick that misses.
Flintstone tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dahmer misses with a body punch
and Flintstone counters with a nice kick to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Fred Flintstone comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Flintstone has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Mauricio Rocha scores the fight 28:29
Judge Edson Gomes scores the fight 28:29
Judge Emerson Jorge scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fred Flintstone!