PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between MR nobody (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heather Graham (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). nobody has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

nobody
vs
Graham

200 cm
20
260 lbs
1 - 5 - 0

205 cm
22
270 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, MR nobody!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Heather Graham!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Donatello Bradman and John Mangel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
nobody shoots for a double leg takedown but Graham sprawls well. He's pushed nobody's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Graham changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. nobody tries to avoid it but Graham manages to keep hold of a leg and drag nobody to the ground. nobody escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Graham tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A jab from Graham misses.
Graham listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
nobody is breathing heavily.
nobody slips a jab and a cross from Graham.
Graham has a takedown stuffed.
MR nobody seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A combination from nobody does no damage.
Graham scores with a nice head shot.

Graham has closed the distance and engaged nobody in a clinch.
Graham is looking for a takedown up against the cage. nobody gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
MR nobody has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Heather Graham.

nobody breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A combination from nobody does no damage.
Graham tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but nobody was well out of range. Poor timing from Graham.
Graham swings for the body but nobody moves out of range.
Graham works over nobody's head and body with a nice combination.
Graham catches nobody with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
nobody throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Graham.
Graham misses with a double jab.
nobody showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Graham.

That's one minute gone in the round.
nobody keeps the fight on the outside.
nobody takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
nobody tries to clinch there but Graham circles away.
Graham cracks nobody with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Graham stalks nobody and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into nobody's face. nobody staggers backwards, shaken.
Graham looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
nobody scores with a jab to the jaw.
The fight stays on the outside here - Graham looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
nobody goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
nobody avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
nobody tries to move into range but Graham moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
nobody throws a nice looking combination but Graham bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Graham lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
nobody on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Graham fails to land the takedown.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
nobody stuns Graham with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

Graham gets a clinch.
nobody wants to break the clinch but can't.
nobody fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Graham has had enough of the clinch but nobody keeps him there for the moment.
Graham tries to circle away but nobody has him pinned against the cage.
Graham will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning nobody up against the cage.

nobody breaks the clinch.
nobody keeps the fight on the outside.
The fight stays on the outside here - nobody looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Graham lands a straight punch to the body, keeping nobody at a distance.
Graham throws a series of punches but nobody moves out of range.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Graham is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Graham throws a right hand that nobody ducks under and follows up with a left that nobody also avoids with ease.
Graham tries to clinch but nobody is having none of it.
Graham avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Graham throws a combination that misses
and nobody counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
nobody tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Graham paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Graham looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Graham takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Graham misses with a two punch combination.
Graham tries to clinch up but nobody circles away and keeps his distance.
A kick lands to the mid section there for nobody.
Graham lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
nobody checks a leg kick.
Graham throws a head kick that misses.
nobody misses with a double jab.
Graham tries to bum rush nobody with a series of wild strikes but nobody uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Graham tries to clinch but nobody moves out of range.
No joy there for Graham, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Graham fails in his attempt to clinch.
nobody throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
nobody will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
nobody is looking to clinch.
Graham looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? nobody is fending him off so far but Graham persists. Nope, nobody circles away and we're back to standing.
Graham dodges the punch combination from nobody.
Graham ducks under a wild hook from nobody.
Graham shoots in but nobody avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Graham is trying hard to land a takedown here. nobody sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
nobody avoids the head kick by Graham.
nobody throws a right and a left that Graham avoids nicely.
Graham misses with a two punch combination.
nobody throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Graham shoots in for a takedown but nobody shows good takedown defense.
Left hook, right uppercut from Graham.
Graham moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Graham slips a jab and a cross from nobody.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Heather Graham dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

A head kick misses from Graham.
nobody blocks a head kick by Graham.
Graham throws a right and a left that nobody avoids nicely.
A left and a right from nobody both land. Nice combination.
nobody throws a series of punches but Graham moves out of range.
nobody swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Graham counters with a two punch combo.
nobody scores with a three punch combo!
Graham tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but nobody was well out of range. Poor timing from Graham.
Graham throws a head kick but nobody moves out of range.
Graham tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but nobody paws at him with a jab and circles away.
nobody looks to land a combination but Graham avoids it well.
Graham tries to clinch up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
nobody wants to clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Graham connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Graham ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
MR nobody is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Graham lands with a straight right. nobody didn't see that one coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Graham looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
nobody slaps away a takedown attempt from Graham, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Graham pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Graham slips a jab and a cross from nobody.
nobody tries to clinch but Graham is having none of it.
Graham lands a jab to nobody's midsection.
Graham misses with a head kick.
Graham lands with an overhand left.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by nobody!

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Graham tries to circle away but nobody has him pinned against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on nobody's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Graham drops to a knee looking for a takedown but nobody gets the underhooks and prevents it.
MR nobody has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Heather Graham.
nobody working hard to break the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
nobody keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Graham's efforts to push away.
A frustrated look appears on Graham's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Graham jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as nobody walks away with a smile on his face. Graham gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.

Graham closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Graham's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Graham tries to circle away but nobody has him pinned against the cage.
Graham is looking to break free of the clinch but nobody has double underhooks.
Graham keeps control of nobody as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
nobody has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Graham is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
nobody wants to get back to striking at distance but Graham won't allow it.
Graham is looking to break free of the clinch but nobody has double underhooks.
nobody fails to pull guard.
Graham wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
nobody has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Graham wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Graham jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as nobody walks away with a smile on his face. Graham gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Graham slips a jab and a cross from nobody.
nobody misses with a few strikes there.
Graham tries to clinch up but nobody circles away and keeps his distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Graham attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
nobody defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Graham.
nobody throws a right and a left that Graham avoids nicely.
Graham lands a jab to the nose.
Graham throws a right hand that nobody ducks under and follows up with a left that nobody also avoids with ease.
Graham misses with a body shot.
Graham misses with a low kick.
nobody showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Graham.
Graham shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts nobody as he jumps to the side.
nobody wants to clinch.
Graham throws a lazy head kick
and nobody counters with a left and a right that stings Graham.
Graham will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Graham doesn't manage to clinch there - nobody circles away.
Graham uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by nobody.
Graham tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but nobody paws at him with a jab and circles away.
nobody misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
nobody walks into a stiff left hand from Graham.
Jab from Graham.
nobody is looking to clinch but Graham is avoiding it.
Graham lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Graham.
Graham steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from nobody. That one must have hurt.
nobody misses with a double jab
and Graham counters with a three punch combo that has nobody backing up. nobody nods at Graham to acknowledge the strikes.
Graham fails with a takedown attempt.
Graham throws a sloppy head kick and nobody moves out of range easily.
nobody digs a good hook to Graham's body.
nobody leaves Graham with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
nobody looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Graham is defended easily by nobody.
Graham looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that MR nobody will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Graham wants to clinch.
nobody swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Graham throws a hook but nobody blocks it.
Graham scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
nobody is looking to wear down Graham with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Graham is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A right-left combo lands from nobody.
Heather Graham seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Graham fails to land with a series of punches.
nobody looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
nobody throws a big shot that misses.
nobody will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Graham shoots in and drives through. nobody sprawls well.
nobody scores with a punch to the head.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The fight stays on the outside here - Graham looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Graham looks to score with a jab to the body but nobody is just out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
nobody stuffs the takedown attempt from Graham. Graham gets slowly back to his feet.
Graham tries to score a power double leg takedown but nobody sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Graham somewhat.
MR nobody has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Heather Graham.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from nobody is defended easily by Graham.
nobody slips a jab and a cross from Graham.
Graham ducks down and throws a hook to the body but nobody moves away.
Graham showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from nobody.
Graham sizes up nobody with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Graham misses with a two punch combination.
Graham showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from nobody.
Graham lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Graham fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
nobody moves in looking to clinch but Graham pushes him off.
Graham has his takedown stuffed

and nobody counters by moving into the clinch.
nobody working hard to break the clinch.
Graham tries to break free but nobody pushes him back against the cage.

Graham breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
nobody dives in and grabs Graham's left leg, looking for a takedown. Graham pushes down on nobody's head and hops out.
Graham fails to land with a series of punches.
Graham lands with a nice combination. nobody backs away looking to recover.
A punch combination from Graham misses.
nobody tries to bum rush Graham with a series of wild strikes but Graham uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Good standup being displayed there by Graham as he connects with a hook.
Graham dodges the punch combination from nobody.
nobody checks a leg kick nicely.
nobody misses with a combination
and Graham counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
nobody moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Graham scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. nobody doesn't seem bothered though.
nobody scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Graham is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
nobody goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Graham throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
nobody misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Graham bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps nobody's head backwards.
nobody tries for a takedown but Graham sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Graham throws a combination that misses
and nobody counters with a three punch combo that has Graham backing up. Graham nods at nobody to acknowledge the strikes.
nobody throws a body punch but Graham moves out of range.
nobody jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Graham shoots in for a takedown but nobody shows good takedown defense.
nobody tries to clinch up

and Graham counters by clinching up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

nobody escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Graham tries to work over nobody's front leg with a kick but nobody checks it.
Graham throws a series of punches but nobody moves out of range.
nobody lands with a nice combination. Graham backs away looking to recover.
nobody slips a straight right by Graham.
nobody will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Graham throws a right hand that nobody ducks under and follows up with a left that nobody also avoids with ease.
nobody bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Graham shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
nobody moves in looking to clinch but Graham pushes him off.
Graham throws a sloppy head kick
and nobody counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A punch combination from nobody misses.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Graham throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
nobody throws a nice looking combination but Graham bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
nobody swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Graham lands with a nice combination. nobody backs away looking to recover.

And that's the end of the fight!
Heather Graham comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Graham has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 28:29
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 28:29
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Heather Graham!