PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Snake The Pendulum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Felix Fishpockets (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Pendulum kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Tap or Die. Fishpockets has chosen I don't know how to love him as his entrance music. The key to victory for Snake The Pendulum has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

The Pendulum
vs
Fishpockets

215 cm
23
205 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

200 cm
19
210 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

EFC-S 150Q Energy, 147Q Strength & Stamina, CHEAP!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Snake The Pendulum!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Felix Fishpockets!
The judges for this bout are Matheus Silva, Daniel Cesar and Mauricio Rocha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Pendulum uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fishpockets.
The Pendulum really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Fishpockets uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by The Pendulum.
The Pendulum lands a jab to Fishpockets's midsection.
Fishpockets throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The Pendulum is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The Pendulum dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Fishpockets. That did some damage!
The Pendulum misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fishpockets avoids a kick to the body.
The Pendulum throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
The Pendulum misses with a kick to the body.
Fishpockets throws a hook to the side of The Pendulum's head but The Pendulum sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
The Pendulum throws a leg kick but Fishpockets moved away.
The Pendulum looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Fishpockets takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Pendulum tries to score with a low kick but Fishpockets moves his leg out of the way.
The Pendulum thows a body kick. Fishpockets tries to catch it but that hurt him.
The Pendulum tries to close the distance and clinch but Fishpockets swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Fishpockets throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
The Pendulum throws a shot from downtown. Fishpockets moves away and avoids it.
The Pendulum keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fishpockets.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fishpockets dodges the punch combination from The Pendulum.
The Pendulum scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The Pendulum is looking to clinch but Fishpockets is avoiding it.
The Pendulum ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fishpockets moves away.
Fishpockets swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Fishpockets thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fishpockets closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
The Pendulum misses with a body shot.
Fishpockets misses with a double jab
and Fishpockets takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Fishpockets takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snake The Pendulum dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Fishpockets blocks a head kick by The Pendulum.
The Pendulum throws a head kick but Fishpockets moves out of range.
Fishpockets throws a shot from downtown. The Pendulum moves away and avoids it.
Snake The Pendulum seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Pendulum looking to land some kicks to the body here.
The Pendulum throws a head kick that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fishpockets keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Pendulum throws a lazy right hand but Fishpockets sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fishpockets ducks under a wild hook from The Pendulum.
Fishpockets lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

It looks like Snake The Pendulum has been cut.
Fishpockets thows a left - swing and a miss!
The Pendulum tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fishpockets was well out of range. Poor timing from The Pendulum.
Fishpockets throws a shot from downtown. The Pendulum moves away and avoids it.
Fishpockets keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Pendulum just misses with a punch to the body.
Fishpockets misses with a body shot.
The Pendulum lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Snake The Pendulum is winning the standup battle so far.
The Pendulum tries to score with a low kick but Fishpockets moves his leg out of the way.
Fishpockets takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
The Pendulum scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Pendulum misses with a head kick.
The Pendulum throws a head kick that misses.
Fishpockets is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
The Pendulum misses with a body shot.
The Pendulum jabs at Fishpockets's body.
Fishpockets tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Fishpockets tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fishpockets circles away from the clinch attempt.
The Pendulum uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fishpockets.
The Pendulum lands a jab-cross combination.
The Pendulum throws a leg kick but Fishpockets sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Fishpockets defending well as The Pendulum loads up on a big left hand.
The Pendulum misses with a few strikes there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snake The Pendulum dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Snake The Pendulum's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

The Pendulum ducks under a wild hook from Fishpockets.
The Pendulum fakes the leg kick and cracks Fishpockets in the body.
The Pendulum misses with a wild body shot.
Fishpockets throws a lazy right hand but The Pendulum sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The fight stays on the outside here - The Pendulum looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Fishpockets misses with a hook. The Pendulum ducked under it nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Pendulum uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fishpockets.
The Pendulum connects with a body shot.
The Pendulum fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fishpockets manages to avoid it.
The Pendulum is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A big right from The Pendulum misses.
Felix Fishpockets has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Fishpockets misses.
The Pendulum throws a head kick that misses.
Nice uppercut lands for The Pendulum. That snapped Fishpockets's head back.
The Pendulum finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
The Pendulum keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fishpockets.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fishpockets avoids the head kick by The Pendulum.
The Pendulum plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

It looks like Felix Fishpockets has been cut.
The Pendulum looks to score with a jab to the body but Fishpockets is just out of range.
Fishpockets throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck The Pendulum on the side of the head.
The Pendulum is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
The Pendulum shoots in for a takedown but Fishpockets shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
The Pendulum moves out of range as Fishpockets strikes.
Snake The Pendulum is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Pendulum tries to clinch but Fishpockets is having none of it.
The Pendulum is looking to wear down Fishpockets with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
The Pendulum works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Fishpockets throws a jab but it's blocked by The Pendulum.
The Pendulum throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Fishpockets's head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Pendulum lands a nice shot to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The Pendulum connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

And that's the end of the fight!
Snake The Pendulum showed his dominance in that final round.
Well The Pendulum has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matheus Silva scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight 30:27
Judge Mauricio Rocha scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Snake The Pendulum!