PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between sysco kid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Albert Steller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). kid comes to the cage accompanied by ROCKY THEME SONG. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Albert Steller was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

kid
vs
Steller

200 cm
21
245 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

185 cm
19
265 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, sysco kid!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Albert Steller!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Donald Grub and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Steller misses with the combination.
kid closes this distance looking for a takedown but Steller circles away.
kid dodges the punch combination from Steller.
Steller avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Steller has eaten all the pies!
Steller jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
kid swings away with a leg kick that misses.
sysco kid seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Steller will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
kid tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Steller swivels and escapes.
kid takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

kid clinches with his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
kid prevents Steller from breaking the clinch.
Steller is trying to break free.
kid is trying to drag Steller to the mat but Steller just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for sysco kid. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Steller wants to break free but kid has control.
Steller wants to get back to striking at distance but kid won't allow it.
kid lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
kid jumps guard but Steller stands there with kid around his waist. kid gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Steller.
kid is trying to drag Steller to the mat but Steller just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Steller is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
kid tries to pull guard but Steller won't allow it.
Steller wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Steller has had enough of the clinch but kid keeps him there for the moment.
Steller looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Steller wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

kid breaks the clinch.
kid scores with a jab to the body.
kid throws a predictable looking body shot
and Steller counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Steller misses with the combination.
Steller connects with a looping right hand.
kid scores with a three punch combo!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
kid falls off balance throwing a combination
and Steller counters with a stiff right hand.
kid is breathing heavily.
Steller dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
kid shoots and misses
letting Steller counter with a right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Steller lands with a nice body punch.
kid takes a body punch but keeps moving.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for kid. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Steller scores with a three punch combo!

It looks like sysco kid has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
kid takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Steller lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Steller.
kid takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
kid showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Steller.
kid showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Steller.
Steller works over kid's head and body with a nice combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
kid on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Steller lands a lovely overhand right.
kid walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Steller lands with a shot to the body.
kid takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Steller stalks kid and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into kid's face. kid staggers backwards, shaken.
Steller throws a combination but it was largely blocked by kid.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Steller falls off balance throwing a combination

and kid counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by kid.
Steller tries to break free but kid pushes him back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Albert Steller dominated that round.
The cut man is working on sysco kid's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Steller lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

sysco kid's cut is getting worse.
Steller wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Steller throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Some wild striking there from Steller.
Steller jabs kid right on the nose. kid blinks but takes it well.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
kid shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Steller swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Steller fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
kid gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Steller counters with a nice uppercut.

sysco kid's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
No joy there for Steller, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Steller scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Steller fails to land with a series of punches.
Steller displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from kid.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for sysco kid. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Steller misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Albert Steller seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Steller lands with a right that hurts kid. kid looks to clinch but Steller throws a short knee that drops kid. This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch and Knee). Albert Steller!