PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Crash Kaboomer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Me Myself Irene (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Me Myself Irene has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Kaboomer
vs
Myself Irene

185 cm
19
176 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

190 cm
18
175 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Self confident

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

154 Degrees in Sydney (154 Quality Stamina)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Crash Kaboomer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Me Myself Irene!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Donatello Bradman and John Mangel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Irene throws a head kick that misses.
Kaboomer misses the shot to the body.
Kaboomer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Irene was well out of range. Poor timing from Kaboomer.
Kaboomer misses with a hook.

Irene gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Irene keeps control of Kaboomer as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Irene is trying to break the clinch but Kaboomer is controlling him.

Kaboomer breaks the clinch.
Kaboomer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Irene was well out of range. Poor timing from Kaboomer.
A slapping body kick lands there for Irene.
A head kick from Irene lands but Kaboomer takes it in his stride.
Kaboomer avoids the head kick by Irene.
Kaboomer misses with a wild body shot.
Me Myself Irene seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kaboomer cracks Irene with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

It looks like Me Myself Irene has been cut.
Irene is looking to slow Kaboomer down with leg kicks.
Kaboomer on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Irene avoids the body shot from Kaboomer.
Irene tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick misses from Irene.
A head kick misses from Irene.
Kaboomer throws a body punch but Irene moves out of range.
Irene throws a sloppy head kick and Kaboomer moves out of range easily.
Irene misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kaboomer misses the shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kaboomer looks to score with a jab to the body but Irene is just out of range.
Irene misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kaboomer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kaboomer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kaboomer blocks a head kick by Irene.
A head kick misses from Irene.
Irene throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Irene looks gassed!
Irene is looking to slow Kaboomer down with leg kicks.
Kaboomer avoids the head kick by Irene.
Kaboomer misses with a body shot.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Irene displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kaboomer throws out the jab.
Kaboomer looks to land a left hand but Irene moved out of range nicely.
Kaboomer scores with a jab. Irene acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Kaboomer on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Kaboomer misses with a hook. Irene ducked under it nicely.
Irene steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kaboomer.
Irene tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kaboomer swings for the body but Irene moves out of range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Irene.
Irene avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kaboomer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Irene manages to avoid it.
Kaboomer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Irene avoids the body shot from Kaboomer.
Kaboomer thows a body shot but no joy.
Irene tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Irene uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kaboomer.
Kaboomer thows a body shot but no joy.
Irene pivots, looking for a leg kick but Kaboomer is out of range and Irene settles back down.
Irene pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kaboomer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Irene takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Irene throws a head kick but Kaboomer moves out of range.
Kaboomer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Irene moves away.
Kaboomer thows a body shot but no joy.
Kaboomer digs a good body shot into Irene's ribs.
Kaboomer misses with a body shot.
Irene tries a head kick but it misses.
Kaboomer thuds a left hand into Irene's body.
Kaboomer fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kaboomer stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Irene blocks a jab.
Kaboomer throws a body punch but Irene moves out of range.
Kaboomer blocks a head kick by Irene.
Kaboomer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kaboomer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kaboomer just misses with a punch to the body.
Kaboomer misses with a body shot.
Kaboomer takes a swing at Irene's ribcage but misses.
Kaboomer misses with a wild body shot.
Kaboomer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kaboomer swings away with a body shot that misses
and Irene counters with a nice leg kick.
Irene tests Kaboomer's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Kaboomer swings for the body but Irene moves out of range.
Kaboomer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Irene was well out of range. Poor timing from Kaboomer.
Kaboomer digs a good body shot into Irene's ribs.
Kaboomer blocks a head kick by Irene.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kaboomer looks to score with a jab to the body but Irene is just out of range.
Kaboomer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Irene was well out of range. Poor timing from Kaboomer.
Kaboomer takes a swing at Irene's ribcage but misses.
Kaboomer blocks a head kick by Irene.
Kaboomer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Irene manages to avoid it.
Kaboomer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kaboomer scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Irene doesn't seem bothered though.
Irene avoids the body shot from Kaboomer.
Irene throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kaboomer takes a swing at Irene's ribcage but misses.
Kaboomer throws a body punch but Irene moves out of range.
Kaboomer moves out of range of the body kick from Irene.
A head kick misses from Irene.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kaboomer throws a body punch but Irene moves out of range.
Kaboomer looks to score with a jab to the body but Irene is just out of range.
Kaboomer avoids the head kick by Irene.
A telegraphed right hand from Kaboomer misses the target.
Kaboomer dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Me Myself Irene will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Me Myself Irene's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Kaboomer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kaboomer swings for the body but Irene moves out of range.
Irene slips under a jab.
Irene throws a body kick that misses.
Kaboomer ducks under a wild hook from Irene.
Kaboomer misses the shot to the body.
Kaboomer has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Kaboomer on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Kaboomer blocks a head kick by Irene.
Me Myself Irene seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Irene throws a front kick that sends Kaboomer stumbling back into the cage.
Irene lets loose with a powerful body kick. Kaboomer will feel that in the morning.
Kaboomer misses the shot to the body.
Irene throws a sloppy head kick and Kaboomer moves out of range easily.
Both fighters circling a little - Irene finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Kaboomer misses with a body shot.
Kaboomer throws a body punch but Irene moves out of range.
Irene avoids the body shot from Kaboomer.
Irene throws a sloppy head kick and Kaboomer moves out of range easily.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Kaboomer misses the shot to the body.
Kaboomer misses with a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Kaboomer throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Irene avoids the body shot from Kaboomer.
Irene walks into a jab.
Kaboomer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Irene was well out of range. Poor timing from Kaboomer.
Irene throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Irene tries a head kick but it misses.
Irene takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Kaboomer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kaboomer just misses with a punch to the body.
Kaboomer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Irene was well out of range. Poor timing from Kaboomer.
Irene defending well as Kaboomer loads up on a big left hand.
Kaboomer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Irene.
Irene throws a head kick but Kaboomer moves out of range.
Kaboomer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Irene.
Kaboomer takes a kick to the side of the head.
Kaboomer misses with a body shot.
A jab from Kaboomer finds it's way through Irene's defenses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Kaboomer throws a sloppy body shot
and Irene counters with a nice leg kick.
Kaboomer thows a body shot but no joy.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Kaboomer misses with a body shot.
A head kick misses from Irene.
Kaboomer blocks a head kick by Irene.
Kaboomer swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Irene counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Kaboomer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Irene.
Irene throws a head kick that misses.
Irene avoids the body shot from Kaboomer.
Kaboomer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Irene moves away.
Irene scores with a push kick.
Kaboomer digs a good body shot into Irene's ribs.
Kaboomer just misses with a punch to the body.
Kaboomer blocks a head kick by Irene.
Kaboomer swings for the body but Irene moves out of range.
Kaboomer throws a jab but it's blocked by Irene.
A head kick misses from Irene.
Irene throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Irene keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Irene avoids the body shot from Kaboomer.
Irene tries a head kick but it misses.
Irene throws a head kick but Kaboomer moves out of range.
Irene tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kaboomer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Irene throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Irene avoids the body shot from Kaboomer.
Kaboomer swings away with a body shot that misses
and Irene connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kaboomer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Irene was well out of range. Poor timing from Kaboomer.
Kaboomer misses the shot to the body.
Irene scores with a head kick.
Irene uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kaboomer.
Kaboomer avoids the head kick by Irene.
Kaboomer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Irene manages to avoid it.
Irene throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kaboomer will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Irene tries a head kick but it misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Kaboomer blocks a head kick by Irene.
Kaboomer misses with a jab to the body
and Irene counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Kaboomer thows a body shot but no joy.
Irene cracks the inside of Kaboomer's front leg.
Irene throws a head kick but Kaboomer moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Irene.
Irene throws a head kick but Kaboomer moves out of range.
Kaboomer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kaboomer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Irene.
Irene uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kaboomer.
Irene misses with a head kick.
Kaboomer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Irene throws a head kick that misses.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
The fighters circling - Kaboomer throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A head kick misses from Irene.
Irene keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Irene tries a head kick but it misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Me Myself Irene showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Me Myself Irene's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Kaboomer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Irene.
Kaboomer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Irene manages to avoid it.
Irene fails with an attempt to clinch.
Irene uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Irene slips a jab from Kaboomer.
Irene tries to clinch but Kaboomer moves out of range.
Irene misses with a head kick.
Kaboomer thows a body shot but no joy.
Irene throws a head kick that misses.
Irene misses with a body kick.
Kaboomer misses with a body punch
and Irene counters with a big head kick but Kaboomer shrugs it off.
Irene defending well as Kaboomer loads up on a big left hand.
Irene uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kaboomer.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kaboomer misses with a wild body shot.
Irene tries to clinch but Kaboomer is having none of it.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Kaboomer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Irene manages to avoid it.
Irene is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Irene moves away from the strike by Kaboomer.
Kaboomer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Irene.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Irene throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Kaboomer.
Kaboomer swings for the body but Irene moves out of range.
Kaboomer looks to score with a jab to the body but Irene is just out of range.
Kaboomer just misses with a punch to the body.
Kaboomer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Irene.
Kaboomer just misses with a punch to the body.
Kaboomer blocks a head kick by Irene.
Kaboomer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kaboomer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Irene scores with a kick to the midsection.
Kaboomer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Irene.
Irene tries to clinch but Kaboomer is having none of it.
Kaboomer misses with a body shot.
Irene lands a nice looking body kick.
Kaboomer throws a body punch but Irene moves out of range.
Kaboomer blocks a head kick by Irene.
Kaboomer misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Irene counters with a big head kick but Kaboomer shrugs it off.
Kaboomer is looking to wear down Irene with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Kaboomer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kaboomer misses with a body shot.
Irene throws a head kick that misses.
Kaboomer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Irene.
Irene throws a nice head kick!
Kaboomer swings away with a body shot that misses
and Irene counters with a head kick.
Kaboomer avoids a kick to the body.
Kaboomer misses with a body shot.
Kaboomer blocks a head kick by Irene.
Kaboomer misses with a body shot.
A head kick misses from Irene.
A head kick misses from Irene.
Irene throws a head kick that misses.
Irene avoids the body shot from Kaboomer.
Irene uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kaboomer.
Irene looks for the body kick but Kaboomer saw that one coming.
Kaboomer thows a body shot but no joy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Irene scores with a kick to the midsection.
Irene avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Irene pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Irene throws a head kick that misses.
Kaboomer misses with a wild body shot.
Kaboomer misses with a shot to the body
and Irene counters with a nice low kick that buckles Kaboomer's knee momentarily.
Kaboomer takes a swing at Irene's ribcage but misses.
Irene tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kaboomer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Irene moves away.
Irene tries to clinch there but Kaboomer circles away.
Irene keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kaboomer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Irene.
Irene displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kaboomer throws out the jab.
Kaboomer avoids the head kick by Irene.
Irene pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kaboomer misses with a body shot.
Irene throws a head kick that misses.
Irene fails with an attempt to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Kaboomer misses the jab.
Kaboomer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Irene manages to avoid it.
Kaboomer misses with a jab to the body
and Irene counters with a body kick.
Kaboomer blocks a head kick by Irene.
The fighters circling - Kaboomer throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Irene lands a nice looking kick to the body. Kaboomer takes a step back to recover.
Irene looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Me Myself Irene is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Irene avoids the body shot from Kaboomer.
Irene throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Kaboomer looks to score with a jab to the body but Irene is just out of range.
Kaboomer throws a body punch but Irene moves out of range.
Kaboomer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Irene was well out of range. Poor timing from Kaboomer.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Irene throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Irene throws a head kick that Kaboomer semi-blocks.
Crash Kaboomer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Irene keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kaboomer throws a jab when Irene was well out of range.

And that's the end of the fight!
Me Myself Irene comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Irene has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 27:30
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 27:30
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 28:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Me Myself Irene!