PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Seth Pizzaelli (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Melkmermpf Nankerzeff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nankerzeff has chosen Es gibt Reis, Baby! as his entrance music. Melkmermpf Nankerzeff will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Pizzaelli
vs
Nankerzeff

195 cm
20
255 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

220 cm
22
275 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Seth Pizzaelli!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Melkmermpf Nankerzeff!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Frank Dennis and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nankerzeff misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Nankerzeff misses with a double jab.

Pizzaelli drives through with a takedown into guard.
Pizzaelli trying to control the position from guard on top but Nankerzeff is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Pizzaelli might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Nankerzeff looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Nankerzeff has momentary wrist control but Pizzaelli slips an elbow through the middle.
Pizzaelli trying to control the position from guard on top but Nankerzeff is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nankerzeff is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Nankerzeff has his takedown stuffed

and Pizzaelli moves into the clinch.
Nankerzeff wants to get back to striking at distance but Pizzaelli won't allow it.
Nankerzeff wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Pizzaelli has him pressed against the cage.
Nankerzeff lands a nice shot to the body.
Nankerzeff tries for a takedown but Pizzaelli manages to get underhooks.
Pizzaelli blocks a body shot from Nankerzeff.
Nankerzeff looking for a takedown.
Seth Pizzaelli has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Melkmermpf Nankerzeff.
Nankerzeff stops a takedown attempt from Pizzaelli.
Pizzaelli can't get the takedown.
Pizzaelli tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Nankerzeff just stands there and leans against the cage.
Pizzaelli keeps control of Nankerzeff as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Pizzaelli keeps control of Nankerzeff as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

Pizzaelli successfully pulls guard.
Nankerzeff wants to stand but Pizzaelli has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Nankerzeff really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Pizzaelli. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Nankerzeff looks gassed!
Pizzaelli managing to control the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pizzaelli is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Pizzaelli wants to sweep here but Nankerzeff controlling him for the moment.
Nankerzeff is looking to work some ground and pound but Pizzaelli has wrist control.
Pizzaelli looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Pizzaelli pulls Nankerzeff in to control the position.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Nankerzeff sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nankerzeff staying out of range there.
Nankerzeff lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Nankerzeff doesn't manage to clinch there - Pizzaelli circles away.
Nankerzeff misses with a double jab.
Pizzaelli looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Nankerzeff is fending him off so far but Pizzaelli persists. Nope, Nankerzeff circles away and we're back to standing.
Nankerzeff misses with a few strikes there.
Nankerzeff plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Pizzaelli misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Pizzaelli takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Pizzaelli tries to clinch but Nankerzeff is having none of it.
Pizzaelli misses with a hook.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nankerzeff lands a nice leg kick that just misses Pizzaelli's sensitive parts.
Nankerzeff throws a left jab followed by a right to the body, Oh Pizzaelli colapses and takes a barrage of punches from Nankerzeff as he moves to mount! the ref stops the fight and Pizzaelli is left battered and dazed whilst Nankerzeff and his camp cheer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Melkmermpf Nankerzeff!