PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Blackie Kilmister (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Crichton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kilmister's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, W.A.S.P. - Tormentor. Blackie Kilmister could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to John Crichton's chin.

Kilmister
vs
Crichton

178 cm
21
160 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

172 cm
23
167 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Dangerous knees
Experienced

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Hell's Balls Recovery

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Blackie Kilmister!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, John Crichton!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Dillan Fox and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kilmister doesn't manage to clinch there - Crichton circles away.
Kilmister tries to close the distance and clinch but Crichton swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Crichton swats away the attempt to clinch by Kilmister.
Kilmister tries to clinch but Crichton is having none of it.
Kilmister fails with an attempt to clinch.
Crichton scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Kilmister does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Crichton swats away the attempt to clinch by Kilmister.
Kilmister tries to clinch but Crichton moves out of range.
Blackie Kilmister seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kilmister tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Crichton paws at him with a jab and circles away.

Kilmister lands a left and a right that send Crichton crashing to the mat, dazed. Kilmister thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

It looks like John Crichton has been cut.
A shot to de liver by Crichton. Beautiful body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The fighters circle, before Kilmister throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Crichton's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Kilmister lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Blackie Kilmister!