PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Smallpenis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and STO Ruiz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Smallpenis
vs
Ruiz

225 cm
22
130 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

175 cm
22
141 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Self confident

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Johnny Smallpenis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, STO Ruiz!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Sergei Dronov and Fedor Mirinova.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A chopping leg kick lands by Smallpenis.
Ruiz keeps the fight on the outside.
Smallpenis really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Smallpenis shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Ruiz but Ruiz pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Smallpenis is looking to clinch.

Ruiz scores with a takedown into Smallpenis's guard.
Smallpenis wants to hit a switch here but Ruiz passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Smallpenis there!
Ruiz prevents Smallpenis from getting the reversal.
Ruiz in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Ruiz takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Let's hope that Ruiz has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smallpenis is just holding on here. Ruiz manages to take his back.
Smallpenis just trying to survive but Ruiz is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Smallpenis is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Ruiz is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Ruiz is throwing punches to the body, looking to soften Smallpenis up.
Smallpenis tries to escape the position.
Ruiz has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Smallpenis's body.
Smallpenis tries to escape the position.
Smallpenis looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ruiz punishes Smallpenis with strikes from the back mount.
Good control from Ruiz.

The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Ruiz working for the choke.
Ruiz is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Smallpenis tries to escape but Ruiz has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Smallpenis is breathing heavily.
What can Smallpenis do to escape this position? He's going to have to figure it out pretty quick if he wants to stay in the fight!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

Smallpenis showing good submission defense here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

STO Ruiz dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Ruiz fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Smallpenis sprawls well initially but Ruiz persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Smallpenis wants to control but Ruiz is keeping busy and won't allow it.

Ruiz stands up out of the half guard.
Smallpenis will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Smallpenis throws a head kick that misses.

Ruiz looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Smallpenis is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Smallpenis is trying to control the position from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ruiz controlling from the top position.
Ruiz distracts Smallpenis with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Ruiz slips nicely into half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Ruiz content to control rather than advance.
Ruiz uses his free foot to push down on Smallpenis's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Smallpenis.
Ruiz controlling from mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Despite being in the dominant position, STO Ruiz just isn't active enough and the referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

Ruiz shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Smallpenis manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Smallpenis has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Ruiz has passed into side control.
Smallpenis tries to control but Ruiz manages to take his back.

Ruiz working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.
Ruiz biding his time, looking for the opening.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Ruiz working from the back looking to end the fight with a rear naked choke. Smallpenis is doing well to defend. Ruiz seems to have got his hand under the chin though and he's sunk the choke in! Smallpenis is forced to tap and this one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). STO Ruiz!