PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jimmy Crack Corn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Crash Bandicoot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Crack Corn comes to the cage accompanied by Jimmy crack corn and I dont care. Bandicoot comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Crash Bandicoot: Jungle Rollers Remix kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Crash Bandicoot has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Crack Corn
vs
Bandicoot

180 cm
25
165 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

172 cm
22
165 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jimmy Crack Corn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Crash Bandicoot!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Winston Howard and John Mangel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bandicoot fails to land the takedown.

Bandicoot gets caught flat footed, as Crack Corn shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.

Crack Corn avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

Bandicoot throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Crack Corn passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Crack Corn wants to control but Bandicoot is keeping him busy.
Bandicoot tries to improve position but can't.
Bandicoot sneaks back into half guard.
Crack Corn trying to mount his opponent but Bandicoot defends it.
Crack Corn seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Bandicoot does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bandicoot trying to control but Crack Corn postures up.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Bandicoot fails with the takedown

and Crack Corn counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Bandicoot!
Crack Corn prevents Bandicoot from getting the reversal.
Bandicoot looks gassed!
Crack Corn content just to control the position here.
Crack Corn works his way to his opponent's back.
Crack Corn just keeping the dominant position. He can't wait too long though, otherwise the referee will stand them back up.
Bandicoot just trying to survive but Crack Corn is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
Bandicoot breaks Crack Corn's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.

Crack Corn pushes Bandicoot off and gets back to his feet.
Bandicoot throws a leg kick but Crack Corn sees it coming and moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Crack Corn gets caught flat footed, as Bandicoot shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Bandicoot throwing strikes from guard but Crack Corn blocks nicely.
Crack Corn wants to sweep here but Bandicoot controlling him for the moment.
Crack Corn seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.

Bandicoot has gone for a leg lock! Crack Corn slips out almost immediately though and dives into Bandicoot's guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Crack Corn trying to control but Bandicoot is working from the bottom.

Bandicoot is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bandicoot can't keep his opponent in guard - Crack Corn advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crack Corn is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Crack Corn lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Crack Corn takes Bandicoot's back. Could be looking for a rear naked choke here - either way, Bandicoot is in trouble.

Crack Corn is working really hard to secure the rear naked choke. Bandicoot defends successfully for a significant amount of time. Both fighters are looking very determined.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Crack Corn is not going to allow Bandicoot to sit and survive in this position.
Crack Corn trying desperately to keep hold of the dominant position.
Bandicoot wants to escape the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crack Corn lands shots from the back.

Crack Corn is working on the RNC. He looks like he's got it but Bandicoot won't tap... Oh, he's out! The ref rips Crack Corn off his unconscious opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Jimmy Crack Corn!