PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Magno Meneses (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Naruto Uzamaki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Meneses's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Never Gon' Git It. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Meneses
vs
Uzamaki

169 cm
22
144 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

166 cm
21
150 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Magno Meneses!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Naruto Uzamaki!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Chris Edwards and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Uzamaki throws a sloppy head kick and Meneses moves out of range easily.
Meneses blocks a head kick by Uzamaki.
Meneses fails with a takedown attempt.
Uzamaki looks to land a body kick but Meneses moved away.
Meneses's corner calls for a 1-2. Meneses obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Meneses lands a body shot.
Meneses moves into range and connects with a jab.
Uzamaki fakes the leg kick and cracks Meneses in the body.
Meneses takes a swing at Uzamaki's ribcage but misses.
Uzamaki misses with a head kick.
Meneses swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Uzamaki walks into a jab.
Meneses avoids the head kick by Uzamaki.
Uzamaki misses with a body kick.
Meneses with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Uzamaki throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Uzamaki on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
A left lands for Meneses.
Danga de danga de dang - Meneses scores with a four punch combination!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Uzamaki avoids a punch combination nicely.
Meneses goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Uzamaki throws a head kick but Meneses moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uzamaki walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Meneses lands a right hook to the body.
Uzamaki looks gassed!
Meneses avoids a kick to the body.
Meneses dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Naruto Uzamaki seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Meneses thuds a left hand into Uzamaki's body.
Left hook, right uppercut from Meneses.
Meneses comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A left and a right from Meneses both land. Nice combination.
Meneses connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Meneses scores with a body shot.
Meneses lands a nice shot that snaps Uzamaki's head back.
Meneses digs a good hook to Uzamaki's body.
Meneses scores with a jab to the head.
Nice body punch from Meneses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Meneses lands a jab to Uzamaki's midsection.
Meneses with a hook.
Meneses works over Uzamaki's head and body with a nice combination.
Meneses keeps the fight on the outside.
Meneses scores with a one two! Uzamaki had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Uzamaki ducks right into an uppercut from Meneses.
Meneses is working the combinations to good effect here.
Meneses connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Uzamaki momentarily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meneses ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Uzamaki takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Meneses lands with an overhand left.
Meneses scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Meneses lands with a nice combination. Uzamaki backs away looking to recover.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Uzamaki takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Uzamaki on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Uzamaki walks into a straight right hand from Meneses.
Meneses thuds his right hand into Uzamaki's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Meneses punishes Uzamaki's body with a nice straight punch.
Meneses jabs at Uzamaki's body.
Uzamaki has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Meneses moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Uzamaki walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Meneses dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A left and a right from Meneses both land. Nice combination.
Meneses fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Uzamaki tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Meneses digs a good hook to Uzamaki's body.
Meneses throws a one two combo.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meneses lands a two punch combo.
Meneses scores with a one two! Uzamaki had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Meneses lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Decent striking displayed by Meneses there.
Meneses comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

Uzamaki gets a clinch.
Meneses wants to get back to striking at distance but Uzamaki won't allow it.
Uzamaki prevents Meneses from breaking the clinch.

Meneses manages to break the clinch.
Uzamaki throws a head kick that misses.
Meneses lands a slapping body shot.
Meneses closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Meneses throws a shot to the body.
Meneses is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Uzamaki doesn't manage to clinch there - Meneses circles away.
Meneses lands with an uppercut that bounces Uzamaki off the cage and back into rage.
Uzamaki misses with a hook.
Meneses lands a nice hook to Uzamaki's body. Uzamaki takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Meneses throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Uzamaki stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
A shot to de liver by Meneses. Beautiful body shot.
Meneses lands a right hook to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Meneses throws a shot to the body.
Meneses punishes Uzamaki's body with a nice straight punch.
Meneses digs a good hook to Uzamaki's body.
Meneses wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Good exchange - Meneses coming out on top.
Meneses fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Uzamaki looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Meneses throws a one two combo.
A shot to de liver by Meneses. Beautiful body shot.
Uzamaki has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Meneses works over Uzamaki's head and body with a nice combination.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Uzamaki.
Uzamaki tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Meneses scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Uzamaki walks into a stiff left hand from Meneses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Uzamaki tries a head kick but it misses.
Meneses dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Meneses fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Uzamaki looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Uzamaki with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Meneses to score with a decent uppercut.
Meneses scores with a jab to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Magno Meneses dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Nice uppercut lands for Meneses. That snapped Uzamaki's head back.
Meneses steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Uzamaki.
Meneses lands a nice shot that snaps Uzamaki's head back.
Uzamaki tries to clinch up.
Meneses scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Meneses lands a nice shot to the body.
Nice shot by Meneses.
Meneses is looking to wear down Uzamaki with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
A right-left combo lands from Meneses.
Meneses blocks a head kick by Uzamaki.
Uzamaki misses with a head kick.
Meneses fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Meneses scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Meneses fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Meneses scores with a one two! Uzamaki had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Uzamaki takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Magno Meneses is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The crowd cheers as Meneses lands an impressive looking overhand right. Uzamaki doesn't seem phased though.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Meneses scores with a nice right hand.
Meneses bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Magno Meneses is winning the standup battle so far.
Meneses tests Uzamaki's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Uzamaki ducks right into an uppercut from Meneses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Meneses scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Meneses jabs Uzamaki right on the nose. Uzamaki blinks but takes it well.
Uzamaki takes one to the side of the head.
Meneses lands a jab-cross combination.
Uzamaki has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Meneses finds it's way round the side to connect with Uzamaki's head.
Uzamaki takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Meneses scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Uzamaki doesn't seem bothered though.
Meneses ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Meneses moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Meneses scores with a body shot.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Meneses moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Uzamaki in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Meneses lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Uzamaki takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Meneses connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Meneses lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Meneses stalks Uzamaki and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Uzamaki's face. Uzamaki staggers backwards, shaken.
Meneses lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uzamaki takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Meneses blocks a head kick by Uzamaki.
Nice body punch from Meneses.
Meneses ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
A left and a right from Meneses both land. Nice combination.
Uzamaki pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Decent striking displayed by Meneses there.
Meneses keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Meneses comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Nice body punch from Meneses.
Meneses blocks a head kick by Uzamaki.
Meneses throws out a powerful jab.
Uzamaki tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Meneses will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Uzamaki dodges the punch combination from Meneses.

Uzamaki closes the distance and pushes Meneses back into the cage.
Uzamaki with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meneses has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.

Meneses pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Meneses takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Meneses fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Uzamaki looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Uzamaki has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Meneses scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Uzamaki throws a sloppy head kick and Meneses moves out of range easily.
Meneses lands with a shot to the body.
Uzamaki tries a head kick but it misses.
Meneses misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Uzamaki throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Uzamaki misses with a head kick.
Meneses scores with a hook to the body. Uzamaki takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Uzamaki takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Meneses is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Uzamaki can do to turn this around?

Uzamaki clinches.
Meneses tries to circle away but Uzamaki has him pinned against the cage.

Meneses's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Uzamaki throws a low kick, looking for Meneses's leg but Meneses calmly moves out of range.
Meneses lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Uzamaki at a distance.
Uzamaki throws a head kick that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Uzamaki shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Uzamaki takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Jab by Meneses.
Meneses thuds his right hand into Uzamaki's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Uzamaki tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Meneses scores with a shot to the body.
Meneses keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Meneses with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Uzamaki misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Meneses stalks Uzamaki and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Uzamaki's face. Uzamaki staggers backwards, shaken.
Meneses lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Meneses changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Uzamaki lands a high kick!
Uzamaki throws a sloppy head kick and Meneses moves out of range easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Meneses thuds his right hand into Uzamaki's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Uzamaki takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Meneses scores with a jab. Uzamaki acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Uzamaki wants to clinch up but Meneses keeps it at a distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Magno Meneses dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Uzamaki takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Uzamaki pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Uzamaki looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Uzamaki takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Nice body punch from Meneses.
Meneses throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Uzamaki doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Meneses jabs at Uzamaki's body.
Meneses lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Meneses connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Meneses cracks a nice hook into Uzamaki's ribs.
Meneses fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Meneses fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Uzamaki on the side of the head.
Uzamaki takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Meneses lands with a shot to the body.
Meneses cracks a nice hook into Uzamaki's ribs.
Meneses scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Meneses ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Meneses scores with a hook to the body. Uzamaki takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Meneses with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Meneses jabs at Uzamaki's body.
Uzamaki tries a head kick but it misses.
Uzamaki tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Uzamaki has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Meneses cracks Uzamaki with a right hand to the side of the head.
Uzamaki misses with a body kick.
Meneses lands with a hook. Uzamaki tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Meneses cracks a nice hook into Uzamaki's ribs.
Uzamaki takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Meneses stuns Uzamaki with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Uzamaki gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.

Uzamaki has Meneses up against the cage in a clinch.
Meneses has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Meneses is trying to break free.

Uzamaki breaks from the clinch.
Uzamaki takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Uzamaki takes a body punch but keeps moving.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uzamaki walks into a stiff left hand from Meneses.
A head kick misses from Uzamaki.
A nice combination there by Meneses.
The fighters circle momentarily. Meneses darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Uzamaki throws a head kick that misses.
Meneses scores with a sloppy right hand. Uzamaki should have avoided that one.
Meneses moves into range and connects with a jab.
Meneses catches Uzamaki with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Meneses fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

Uzamaki gets a clinch.
Meneses is trying to break free.

Meneses breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Meneses scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Uzamaki throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Uzamaki is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Meneses.
Meneses stalks Uzamaki and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Uzamaki's face. Uzamaki staggers backwards, shaken.
Meneses fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Uzamaki throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A head kick misses from Uzamaki.
Meneses connects with a single shot there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uzamaki is looking to clinch but Meneses is avoiding it.
Meneses cracks a nice hook into Uzamaki's ribs.
Meneses paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Meneses connects with a body shot.
Uzamaki wants to land a leg kick but Meneses is out of range.
Meneses lands with a nice combination. Uzamaki backs away looking to recover.
Meneses lands a really nice looking cross but Uzamaki seems unphased.
Uzamaki shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Uzamaki takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Uzamaki throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Meneses connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Nice cross by Meneses.
Meneses lands a jab to Uzamaki's midsection.
Meneses scores with a body shot.
Meneses displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Uzamaki throws out the jab.
Meneses throws a shot to the body.
Uzamaki misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Meneses rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Uzamaki moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Magno Meneses is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Meneses lands a slapping body shot.
A left and a right from Meneses both land. Nice combination.
Uzamaki on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Meneses lands with a nice combination. Uzamaki backs away looking to recover.
A punch lands to the side of Uzamaki 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Uzamaki throws a sloppy head kick and Meneses moves out of range easily.
Meneses wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Meneses stuns Uzamaki with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Uzamaki takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Meneses dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Uzamaki on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Meneses lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Uzamaki walks into a stiff left hand from Meneses.
Uzamaki takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Meneses scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Meneses works Uzamaki's body with a nice hook.
Meneses works Uzamaki's body with a nice hook.
Jab from Meneses.
Naruto Uzamaki has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Meneses lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.

And that's the end of the fight!
Magno Meneses showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Meneses, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 30:27
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Magno Meneses!