PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Grizzly Gulag (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bill Cosby (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gulag comes to the cage accompanied by без души. The crowd seem to be enjoying Cosby's choice of entrance music: Cosby Show. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Gulag
vs
Cosby

186 cm
23
215 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

190 cm
20
212 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Grizzly Gulag!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bill Cosby!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Matheus Silva and Alexandre Firmino.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gulag throws a lazy right hand but Cosby sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Cosby shoots in for a double leg but Gulag sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Cosby fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Gulag avoids it really well and circles away.
Cosby wants to clinch.
Cosby avoids the head kick by Gulag.
Cosby shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Gulag as he jumps to the side.
Grizzly Gulag has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bill Cosby.
Cosby shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Gulag pinned against the cage. Gulag gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cosby avoids the head kick by Gulag.
Gulag connects with a high kick.
Gulag throws a head kick but Cosby moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gulag looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Gulag keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Gulag with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Cosby looks gassed!
Gulag throws a leg kick which misses Cosby's front leg but catches the back leg as Cosby tries to avoid it.
Gulag scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Grizzly Gulag seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cosby blocks the body kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Gulag, right into the meat.
Cosby is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Gulag throws a sloppy head kick and Cosby moves out of range easily.
Cosby avoids a kick to the body.
Gulag throws a front kick that sends Cosby stumbling back into the cage.

Gulag sets himself and throws a head kick that knocks Cosby to the ground! Gulag dives into full mount looking to finish!
Gulag putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!

Cosby is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gulag wants to control the pace but Cosby is squirming around nicely.

Gulag has control of Cosby's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Cosby regains control of the situation pretty easily.

Gulag working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.

Gulag stands up from the dominant position, so we're back on the feet.
A slapping leg kick lands for Gulag.
Gulag feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Cosby's calf.
Gulag throws a quick inside leg kick.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Gulag - that will leave a mark!
Cosby avoids the head kick by Gulag.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gulag scoring well with a low kick there.
Cosby on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Gulag lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Gulag throws a leg kick which misses Cosby's front leg but catches the back leg as Cosby tries to avoid it.
Gulag lands with a kick to the temple. Cosby shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Gulag, right into the meat.
Cosby takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gulag throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Cosby.
Gulag scores with a leg kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Gulag. Cosby shrugs it off though.
Gulag throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Gulag throws a sloppy head kick and Cosby moves out of range easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Cosby.
Cosby takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Gulag throws a quick inside leg kick.
Gulag scores with a leg kick.
Gulag throws a leg kick which misses Cosby's front leg but catches the back leg as Cosby tries to avoid it.
Cosby takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Gulag - that will leave a mark!
Gulag dips to his left and cracks Cosby with an uppercut!
A head kick from Gulag lands but Cosby takes it in his stride.
Grizzly Gulag is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cosby avoids the head kick by Gulag.
Cosby takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Gulag misses with a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Grizzly Gulag dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Cosby shoots for a takedown but Gulag saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
A big right from Gulag misses.
Grizzly Gulag is winning the standup battle so far.
Gulag misses with a straight left.
Gulag tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Gulag misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Horrible takedown by Cosby or perhaps it was just good defense by Gulag which made him look bad.
Gulag thuds his shin into the meat of Cosby's side.
A solid leg kick lands there for Gulag.
A solid leg kick lands there for Gulag.
Cosby is breathing heavily.
Cosby takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Cosby blocks a head kick by Gulag.
Cosby is trying desperately to land a takedown but Gulag is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Cosby.
Gulag throws a sloppy head kick and Cosby moves out of range easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cosby avoids the head kick by Gulag.
Gulag connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Cosby's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Gulag throws a big shot that misses.
Cosby blocks the body kick.
Gulag lands a nice leg kick that just misses Cosby's sensitive parts.
Gulag scores with a nice body kick.
Gulag misses with a head kick.
Gulag throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Cosby blocks a head kick by Gulag.
Gulag throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Good leg kick by Gulag there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Gulag lands with a thumping leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gulag tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick misses from Gulag.
Nice takedown defense from Gulag. No joy for Cosby on that attempt.
Grizzly Gulag has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bill Cosby.
Gulag is looking to slow Cosby down with leg kicks.
A nice inside leg kick there by Gulag. That's going to slow Cosby down.
Gulag tries a head kick but it misses.
Gulag buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Cosby has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Gulag.
Gulag throws a nice inside leg kick.
Good leg kick by Gulag there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gulag lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Gulag misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Gulag throws a half hearted mid kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gulag throws a head kick that misses.
Gulag cracks Cosby with an open hand slap.
Gulag is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cosby.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Gulag.
Cosby looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Cosby moves out of range of the body kick from Gulag.
Gulag misses with a head kick.
Gulag throws a sloppy head kick and Cosby moves out of range easily.
Gulag throws a solid leg kick but Cosby takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Gulag.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Gulag.
Gulag tries a head kick but it misses.
A nice leg kick lands there from Gulag.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gulag throws a quick inside leg kick.
Gulag lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Gulag connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Gulag, right into the meat.
Gulag lands a head kick. Cosby smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Gulag pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
No luck for Cosby with that takedown attempt.
An inside leg kick lands from Gulag.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A head kick from Gulag lands but Cosby takes it in his stride.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gulag feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Cosby's calf.
Cosby walks into a left hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Grizzly Gulag dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Gulag throws a head kick that misses.
A head kick misses from Gulag.
Gulag scores with a leg kick.
Cosby blocks a head kick by Gulag.
Gulag is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Cosby can do to turn this around?
Gulag lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Gulag turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Cosby chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Gulag can pounce on him.
Cosby checks a low kick from Gulag.
Gulag scores with a leg kick.
Gulag throws a sloppy head kick and Cosby moves out of range easily.
A big right from Gulag misses.
Cosby avoids the head kick by Gulag.
Cosby takes a kick to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gulag throws a head kick that Cosby semi-blocks.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Gulag scores with a head kick.
Cosby tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Gulag throws a shot from downtown. Cosby moves away and avoids it.
Cosby has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Gulag.
Gulag moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Gulag connects with a high kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gulag scores with a leg kick.
Gulag feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Cosby's calf.
A thudding body kick lands there by Gulag!
Gulag buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Cosby chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Gulag can pounce on him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cosby stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Gulag.
Cosby has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Gulag.
Cosby takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Gulag lands a head kick. Cosby smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Gulag connects with a right hand. Cosby shakes it off.
Gulag misses with a head kick.
Gulag fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Cosby.
A solid leg kick lands there for Gulag.
Gulag fakes the leg kick and cracks Cosby in the body.
Cosby avoids the head kick by Gulag.
A head kick from Gulag lands but Cosby takes it in his stride.
Gulag throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gulag throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Gulag throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Cosby's head.
Gulag throws a head kick but Cosby moves out of range.
Gulag thows a body kick. Cosby tries to catch it but that hurt him.
A nice leg kick lands there from Gulag.
Gulag misses with a kick to the body.
Gulag pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cosby throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A chopping leg kick lands by Gulag.
Gulag throws a push kick but Cosby slaps the foot to one side.
Gulag lets loose with a powerful body kick. Cosby will feel that in the morning.
Cosby takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gulag throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gulag throws a sloppy head kick and Cosby moves out of range easily.
Gulag throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cosby sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Gulag misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Gulag throws a nice inside leg kick.
Gulag thumps Cosby with a low kick.
Gulag connects with a high kick.
Cosby blocks a head kick by Gulag.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cosby avoids the head kick by Gulag.
Gulag connects with a solid leg kick.
Cosby shoots in and drives through. Gulag sprawls well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Grizzly Gulag clearly takes that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Gulag thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Cosby if he has to take too many more of those.
A good leg kick by Gulag.
A solid leg kick lands there for Gulag.
Gulag buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Gulag scores with a nice body kick.
Gulag fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Cosby.
Bill Cosby is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Gulag throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Gulag cracks the inside of Cosby's front leg.
Gulag throws a leg kick which misses Cosby's front leg but catches the back leg as Cosby tries to avoid it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gulag tries a head kick but it misses.
Gulag goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Cosby is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Gulag throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Gulag, right into the meat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gulag looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Gulag lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
A chopping leg kick lands by Gulag.
Cosby stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Gulag.
A solid body kick from Gulag.
Cosby tries to move into range but Gulag moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Gulag throws a nice inside leg kick.
Gulag throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A good leg kick by Gulag.
Cosby fails with a takedown attempt.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Gulag.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gulag throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gulag misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Gulag throws a head kick but Cosby moves out of range.
Cosby checks a leg kick.
Gulag tries to land a front kick but Cosby steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Gulag turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Gulag scores with the left hand. Cosby knows he should have avoided that one.
Gulag attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Cosby shoots in for a takedown but Gulag shows good takedown defense.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Gulag.
A thudding body kick lands there by Gulag!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cosby avoids the head kick by Gulag.
Gulag scores with a head kick.
Gulag attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Gulag tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Cosby shoots in for a takedown but Gulag shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Grizzly Gulag has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bill Cosby.
Nice body kick from Gulag.
Gulag throws a sloppy head kick and Cosby moves out of range easily.
Cosby shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Gulag pinned against the cage. Gulag gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Gulag tries a head kick but it misses.
Gulag feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Cosby's calf.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gulag scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Gulag throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Gulag turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Gulag throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Cosby has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Gulag.
A nice inside leg kick there by Gulag. That's going to slow Cosby down.
Jab by Gulag.
Gulag looks to land a body kick but Cosby moved away.
Gulag throws out a loose jab but Cosby uses good head movement to avoid it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Gulag explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Gulag misses with a kick to the body.
Gulag throws a front kick aimed at Cosby's knee but Cosby avoids it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Grizzly Gulag had his way with Bill Cosby in that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Gulag thumps Cosby with a low kick.
Cosby steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Gulag. That one must have hurt.
Gulag with a jab.
Gulag scores with a head kick.
Gulag turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Cosby walks into a straight right hand from Gulag.
Cosby tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Gulag throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Cosby.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gulag moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Cosby on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Gulag. Gulag obviously looking to wear him down.
Gulag throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cosby is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Gulag throws a nice head kick!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Gulag, right into the meat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cosby blocks a head kick by Gulag.
Cosby avoids the head kick by Gulag.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Gulag.
A chopping leg kick lands by Gulag.
Gulag thumps Cosby with a low kick.
Gulag throws a head kick that misses.
Cosby takes a kick to the side of the head.
Gulag dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Cosby. That did some damage!
Gulag moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Gulag thumps Cosby with a low kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Gulag.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Gulag lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gulag feints and then cracks Cosby's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Cosby down.
Gulag's corner calls for a 1-2. Gulag obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Gulag tries a head kick but it misses.
Gulag fakes the leg kick and cracks Cosby in the body.
Gulag connects with a solid leg kick.
Gulag throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Cosby.
Cosby chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Gulag can pounce on him.
Gulag looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Decent striking displayed by Gulag there.
Good leg kick by Gulag there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Gulag pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Gulag, right into the meat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gulag feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Cosby's calf.
Gulag lands a front kick.
Gulag throws a nice inside leg kick.
Gulag thumps Cosby with a low kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Gulag.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Cosby crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Gulag - the referee stops the clock and Cosby gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Gulag. Cosby manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Gulag misses with a head kick.
Gulag lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Gulag lands a nice leg kick that just misses Cosby's sensitive parts.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gulag tries a head kick but it misses.
Gulag tries a head kick but it misses.
Gulag looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Bill Cosby has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gulag pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Gulag explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Crunch! Gulag slams his shin into Cosby's torso.
Gulag throws a quick inside leg kick.
Gulag throws a head kick that misses.
Gulag feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Cosby's calf.
Gulag lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Gulag thumps Cosby with a low kick.
Grizzly Gulag is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Gulag throws a wild body kick that Cosby sees coming a mile off.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Gulag throws a quick inside leg kick.
Gulag lands a nice looking body kick.
Gulag feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Cosby's calf.

And that's the end of the fight!
Grizzly Gulag showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Gulag has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 50:40
Judge Matheus Silva scores the fight 50:40
Judge Alexandre Firmino scores the fight 50:40

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Grizzly Gulag!
Grizzly Gulag retains his light heavyweight title!