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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mitch Pitch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wii Playstation (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pitch kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Green Day Brain Stew. Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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250 lbs
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284 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Mitch Pitch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Wii Playstation!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Skip Squint and Bruno Hogan.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Playstation tries to close the distance and clinch but Pitch swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Playstation looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Playstation throws a sloppy head kick and Pitch moves out of range easily.
Playstation moves out of range as Pitch throws a body kick.
Pitch moves forwards but Playstation connects with a nice, crisp jab.
It looks like Mitch Pitch has been cut.
Pitch gets a clinch.
Playstation stops a takedown attempt from Pitch.
Pitch escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Pitch feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Pitch wants to pass the guard but Playstation is keeping the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Pitch trying to control but Playstation is working from the bottom.
Pitch is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Pitch avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Playstation is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Playstation escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Pitch gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Playstation looking for a guillotine here but Pitch defends easily.
Playstation looks gassed!
Playstation has his foot on Pitch's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Pitch works his way back into a safe position though.
Pitch content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Pitch is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Pitch drops back looking for a leg! Playstation is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Playstation manages to kick Pitch off! Pitch jumps back into Playstation's guard.
Pitch works a leg free and moves into half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pitch is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Playstation doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Pitch.
Pitch is looking for a kimura here.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Playstation is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Pitch pulls his head out easily.
Playstation keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Playstation makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Playstation.
Pitch drops back looking for a leg! Playstation is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Playstation manages to kick Pitch off! Pitch jumps back into Playstation's guard.
Playstation manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Pitch manages to get himself to full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pitch looking for a sweep. Not yet Pitch, not yet.
Pitch is looking for a triangle but Playstation pushes his legs off easily.
Playstation trying to control but Pitch is working from the bottom.
Pitch might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Playstation thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Pitch is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Playstation with a flurry of punches that miss.
Pitch working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Playstation doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Playstation manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Playstation chips away with some ground and pound.
Playstation pushes down on Pitch's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Pitch is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Playstation pulls his head out easily.
Playstation thows a huge punch but Pitch dodges it nicely.
Playstation is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Pitch keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Pitch trying to control here.
Playstation wants to work for an arm triangle but Pitch is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Pitch works his way to full guard. Good work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Wii Playstation will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Mitch Pitch's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Playstation throws a head kick that misses.
Playstation lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
A head kick misses from Playstation.
Pitch misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Playstation.
Playstation throws a head kick but Pitch moves out of range.
Pitch gets a clinch.
Playstation missing with knees to the body.
Playstation tries to land a knee to the head but Pitch blocks with his arms.
Playstation lands a knee to the head.
Pitch tries to score a body lock takedown but Playstation shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Pitch blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Playstation with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Pitch stops a takedown attempt from Playstation.
Playstation blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Pitch pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Pitch connects with a single shot there.
Playstation is breathing heavily.
Playstation throws a sloppy head kick and Pitch moves out of range easily.
Pitch shoots and misses
and Playstation counters with a thumping low kick.
Pitch closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pitch thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Playstation is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Pitch working the body and head with strikes.
Playstation tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Pitch is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Playstation has escaped the position, nice work there.
Pitch thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Playstation regains half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Playstation is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Playstation works his way to full guard. Good work.
Pitch drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Playstation dives on top into guard.
Pitch working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Playstation.
Playstation not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Playstation trying to control but Pitch is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pitch is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Pitch is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Pitch is working an open guard so Playstation takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pitch shoots for a takedown but Playstation saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mitch Pitch. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Playstation keeps Pitch at a distance using the push kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Playstation.
Playstation moves out of range as Pitch strikes.
Playstation throws a head kick but Pitch moves out of range.
Pitch avoids the head kick by Playstation.
Pitch doesn't manage to clinch there - Playstation circles away.
Playstation fails with a takedown attempt.
Pitch shoots for a takedown but Playstation saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Playstation throws a sloppy head kick and Pitch moves out of range easily.
Pitch scores with a leg kick.
Playstation on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pitch throws out a loose jab but Playstation uses good head movement to avoid it.
Playstation throws a sloppy head kick and Pitch moves out of range easily.
Pitch misses with a body shot.
Playstation throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pitch looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Playstation!
Pitch lands a big shot there that rocks Playstation but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Pitch wants to finish this one by submission but Playstation is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Pitch.
Playstation stops Pitch from taking his back. Still, being mounted isn't any better.
Playstation manages to regain half guard. Good work.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Playstation has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Pitch is working away from the top position though.
Pitch is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Wii Playstation will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Mitch Pitch's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Playstation throws a head kick that Pitch semi-blocks.
Playstation tries to clinch but Pitch is having none of it.
Nice jab there from Pitch.
Pitch looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Playstation throws a nice head kick!
Nice sprawl there from Playstation as Pitch shoots in.
Pitch tries to clinch but Playstation moves out of range.
Playstation bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A nice leg kick lands there from Playstation.
Pitch avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Playstation misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pitch avoids the head kick by Playstation.
Playstation misses with a kick to the body.
Pitch shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Playstation as he jumps to the side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mitch Pitch. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Playstation throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Pitch.
Pitch checks a low kick from Playstation.
Pitch fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Playstation gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Pitch counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Playstation's guard now.
Pitch content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Pitch wants to pass the guard but Playstation is keeping the position.
Pitch throws a big right hand that misses.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Playstation is on top in guard.
Pitch has his foot on Playstation's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Playstation works his way back into a safe position though.
Playstation wants to control from the top but Pitch keeps moving.
Pitch working for a triangle but Playstation defends it easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Playstation cracks Pitch with a solid left hand.
Pitch tries to strike from the bottom.
Pitch tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Playstation drops back looking for a leg! Pitch is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Pitch manages to kick Playstation off! Playstation jumps back into Pitch's guard.
Pitch is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Playstation is looking to stand up but Pitch won't let him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pitch is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Pitch throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Playstation decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Playstation throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Pitch's head.
Playstation throws a head kick that misses.
Pitch misses with a takedown
and Playstation counters with a low kick, right behind Pitch 's knee.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Playstation - that will leave a mark!
Pitch fails with the takedown.
Pitch blocks a head kick by Playstation.
Pitch is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Playstation throws a head kick that Pitch semi-blocks.
Playstation lands a nice looking kick to the body. Pitch takes a step back to recover.
Pitch moves into the clinch.
Pitch wants to break free but Playstation has control.
Pitch avoiding damage as Playstation throws knees to the body.
Pitch gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Playstation regains guard.
Pitch pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Playstation is keeping the position for now.
Wii Playstation is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Pitch drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Pitch jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Pitch pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Playstation is keeping the position for now.
Mitch Pitch has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Playstation tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Pitch throwing strikes but missing.
Pitch working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Wii Playstation.
I've got Playstation winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 27:30
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 27:30
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 28:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Wii Playstation!
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