PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Frekkas Poop (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shane Tanner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Tanner's choice of entrance music: Cleveland Rocks. The key to victory for Frekkas Poop has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Poop
vs
Tanner

165 cm
23
168 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

171 cm
25
178 lbs
11 - 2 - 1

Powerful takedowns
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

Anarchy Fightwear
Hellbent, Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Frekkas Poop!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Shane Tanner!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Aleksei Zolotukhin and Illya Tyunina.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tanner tries to clinch up.
Tanner attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Poop slaps away a takedown attempt from Tanner, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Tanner is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Tanner shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Tanner slaps away a takedown attempt from Poop, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Tanner has his takedown stuffed
and Poop counters with a two punch combo.
Frekkas Poop has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Shane Tanner.
Poop checks a leg kick.
Tanner swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tanner is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Tanner misses with a body kick.
Tanner fails with the takedown
and Poop counters with a left to the body.
Poop swinging wilding here.
Tanner throws a head kick but Poop moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tanner tries to clinch
and Poop connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

It looks like Shane Tanner has been cut.
Tanner throws a push kick but Poop slaps the foot to one side.
Tanner has his takedown stuffed
and Poop counters with a stiff right hand.
Tanner is trying desperately to land a takedown but Poop is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Tanner.
Tanner with a poor takedown
and Poop counters with a left to the body.
Tanner looks gassed!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Poop works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Poop shoots in for a takedown but Tanner shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Tanner on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Poop checks a low kick from Tanner.

Tanner shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Tanner prevents Poop from getting the reversal.
Poop is working hard here to advance position.
Tanner tries to push Poop's head away but Poop is holding on tight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tanner tries to control but Poop wriggling away.
Tanner in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Tanner throwing strikes but Poop recovers to half guard. A much better position.
Tanner wants to take a breather but Poop is having none of it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Tanner is trying to work for a kimura but Poop is defending well.
Tanner is trying to control. Poop wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

Tanner is working for a submission of some sort.
Poop wants to control but Tanner is keeping busy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Tanner throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Tanner missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.

Tanner looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Tanner wants to control from the top but Poop keeps moving.
Tanner wants to pass the guard but Poop is keeping the position.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Poop uses the cage to get back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Frekkas Poop dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Shane Tanner's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Tanner shoots and misses
and Poop counters with a straight right hand.
Tanner misses with a kick to the body
and Poop counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Tanner is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Good leg kick by Tanner there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Frekkas Poop is winning the standup battle so far.
Poop ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

Poop gets the takedown into side control.
Poop connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Tanner some visible discomfort.

That has opened up Shane Tanner's cut even more.
You can see the frustration on Tanner's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Poop grinds an elbow into Tanner's temple.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tanner is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Tanner tries to roll over but Poop keeps him under control.
Poop takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Tanner is breathing heavily.
Poop wants to free his trapped foot but Tanner is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Tanner throws a strike from the bottom that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Poop is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Tanner taking some punishment here, with Poop in his half guard.
Tanner blocking the ground and pound attempt from Poop.
Tanner moves into full guard.
Poop working some strikes from top position.

Tanner had isolated an arm as going for an omaplata. Poop is defending the submission well but is in a very vulnerable position. Tanner Is leaning forward trying to finish the omaplata but decides to abandon it, and take Poop's back instead.

Tanner is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts.
Poop holding both Tanner 's hands and preventing any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Poop defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Tanner's arms.
Poop can't escape the position.
Tanner is controlling the position but Poop somehow manages to roll and ends up with half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tanner controlling the action here.
Tanner trying to advance position but Poop counters by regaining guard.
Poop keeping moving, preventing Tanner from controlling successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Tanner looking to pass the guard.
Poop keeping moving, preventing Tanner from controlling successfully.
Tanner tries to free his leg and advance position but Poop is retaining full guard.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Tanner fails with the takedown.
Tanner throws a left and a right that both miss
and Poop connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

The cut above Shane Tanner's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Poop throws a shot from downtown. Tanner moves away and avoids it.
Poop takes a swing at Tanner's ribcage but misses.

Tanner shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Frekkas Poop dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Shane Tanner's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Tanner ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Poop throws a lazy right hand but Tanner sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Tanner blocks a jab.
Tanner lands with a slapping head kick.
Tanner with a poor takedown
and Poop counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Poop leaves Tanner with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Poop takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Poop misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tanner.
A cross from Poop lands.
Tanner feints and then cracks Poop's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Poop down.
Tanner takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Tanner closes the distance and clinches up with Poop, looking for a takedown. Tanner pushes Poop against the cage but Poop circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Frekkas Poop has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Shane Tanner.
Tanner tries to clinch there but Poop circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tanner misses with a body shot
and Poop counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Nice shot lands for Poop.
Tanner misses with a shot to the body
enabling Poop to counter with a crisp jab.

Shane Tanner's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tanner doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Poop counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Tanner thinking.
Poop is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Tanner can do to turn this around?
Poop connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Tanner momentarily.
Donk. Poop catches Tanner right on the button with a cross.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Shane Tanner's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Frekkas Poop!
Frekkas Poop is the new welterweight champion!