PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ur Mum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brittish Bulldog (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Mum
vs
Bulldog

175 cm
23
225 lbs
3 - 8 - 1

194 cm
19
240 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Enjoys gardening

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Ur Mum!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Brittish Bulldog!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mum lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

Bulldog instigates a clinch.
Bulldog fails to pull guard.
Mum working hard to break the clinch.
Mum could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Mum is trying to break the clinch but Bulldog has him pressed against the cage.
Bulldog prevents Mum from breaking the clinch.

Bulldog breaks from the clinch.
Bulldog will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Mum misses with a series of wild punches.
Bulldog misses with a hook. Mum ducked under it nicely.
Bulldog shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Ur Mum has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brittish Bulldog.
Mum lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Bulldog throws a low kick, looking for Mum's leg but Mum calmly moves out of range.
Mum misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bulldog.
Mum keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Mum will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A right-left combo lands from Mum.
Bulldog shoots in for a double leg but Mum sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Bulldog fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
A right-left combo lands from Mum.

It looks like Brittish Bulldog has been cut.
Bulldog looks gassed!
Mum's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Mum duly obliges.

Bulldog is rocked!
Are you kidding me?! Mum ducked down and unloaded an uppercut from hell that sent Bulldog clean off his feet! Someone make me a GIF - that's knockout of the night for sure!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ur Mum!