PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Wayne Killer Clown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Dmuchowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Killer Clown might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Gary Lewis & the Playboys - Everybody Loves a Clown. Dmuchowski has chosen Time to make Clown's Cry as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Wayne Killer Clown
vs
Dmuchowski

214 cm
20
300 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

205 cm
20
300 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Very confident

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, John Wayne Killer Clown!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Eric Dmuchowski!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Killer Clown drops Dmuchowski with a beautiful combination! Dmuchowski stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Killer Clown is looking for the KO!

Dmuchowski is rocked!

It looks like Eric Dmuchowski has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Killer Clown throws a sloppy head kick and Dmuchowski moves out of range easily.
Dmuchowski is still on wobbly legs! Can Killer Clown finish him?
Killer Clown tries a head kick but it misses.
Killer Clown throws a sloppy head kick and Dmuchowski moves out of range easily.
Killer Clown throws a head kick that misses.
Dmuchowski seems to have recovered his senses.
A combination from Killer Clown does no damage.
Killer Clown throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Killer Clown is looking to clinch.
Dmuchowski bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Killer Clown's head backwards.

It looks like John Wayne Killer Clown has been cut.
Killer Clown misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Killer Clown misses with a series of wild punches.
Dmuchowski swings for the body but Killer Clown moves out of range.
Killer Clown throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

Dmuchowski closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Dmuchowski thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Dmuchowski wants to take a breather but Killer Clown is having none of it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Killer Clown tries to kick Dmuchowski off but Dmuchowski keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Killer Clown is breathing heavily.
Dmuchowski sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Killer Clown defending well though.
Dmuchowski working over Killer Clown with some ground and pound. Killer Clown looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Dmuchowski thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Killer Clown's head.
Dmuchowski is trying to control the action in half guard but Killer Clown is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Dmuchowski throwing shots but Killer Clown is blocking nicely.
Killer Clown keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Dmuchowski thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Killer Clown's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Dmuchowski wants to take a breather but Killer Clown is having none of it.
Dmuchowski not landing any meaningful shots this time.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dmuchowski works his way into side control.
Dmuchowski tries to move to mount but Killer Clown blocks the move with his legs.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Dmuchowski jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Killer Clown throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Killer Clown blocks a jab.
Dmuchowski misses with a two punch combination.
Killer Clown tries a head kick but it misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Killer Clown misses with a head kick.
Killer Clown tries a head kick but it misses.
Dmuchowski fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Dmuchowski scores with a jab to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Dmuchowski shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Dmuchowski was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Killer Clown is bucking up trying to escape but Dmuchowski cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Killer Clown is really trying hard to get back to his feet.
Dmuchowski postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Killer Clown looks a forlorn figure.
Dmuchowski postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Killer Clown looks a forlorn figure.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dmuchowski lands a big shot there that rocks Killer Clown but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Dmuchowski raining down shots from the mount!
Dmuchowski throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Dmuchowski tries to control but Killer Clown wriggling away.
The referee warns Killer Clown that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dmuchowski scoring with strikes but Killer Clown is staying in there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Dmuchowski dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Killer Clown throws a predictable looking body shot
and Dmuchowski counters with a right hand to the body.
A head kick misses from Killer Clown.
John Wayne Killer Clown is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dmuchowski with a body punch. A glancing blow.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Dmuchowski feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Killer Clown keeping full guard, as Dmuchowski tries to pass.
Killer Clown preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Dmuchowski is looking to work some ground and pound but Killer Clown has wrist control.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dmuchowski works over Killer Clown with some ground and pound from guard.
Killer Clown preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Dmuchowski trying to control the position from guard on top but Killer Clown is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dmuchowski slips nicely into half guard.
Dmuchowski is trying to control the action in half guard but Killer Clown is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Dmuchowski throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

Dmuchowski is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Killer Clown is just riding it out for now. Dmuchowski eventually gives up the hold.
Killer Clown blocking the ground and pound attempt from Dmuchowski.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Dmuchowski stops Killer Clown from getting back to his feet.
Dmuchowski seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Killer Clown has hold of Dmuchowski's hands but Dmuchowski slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Dmuchowski has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Dmuchowski trying to control the action but Killer Clown is working from the bottom.
Dmuchowski throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Dmuchowski thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Killer Clown's head.
Dmuchowski trying to control the action but Killer Clown is working from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dmuchowski looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Killer Clown with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Dmuchowski controlling the action here.
Dmuchowski thows a big elbow that misses, also allowing Killer Clown to regain full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dmuchowski throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Killer Clown works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Dmuchowski trying to control but Killer Clown is working from the bottom.
Dmuchowski missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Dmuchowski pushes down on Killer Clown's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Dmuchowski throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Dmuchowski postures up and decides to stand up, from the half guard. The ref calls for Killer Clown to stand up.
Eric Dmuchowski seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Killer Clown throws a left and a right that both miss

and Dmuchowski counters with a shoot takedown. Killer Clown fights it but they end up in guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dmuchowski with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Dmuchowski showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Dmuchowski tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Killer Clown was well out of range. Poor timing from Dmuchowski.
Dmuchowski has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Killer Clown throws a sloppy head kick and Dmuchowski moves out of range easily.
Killer Clown throws a chopping leg kick but Dmuchowski manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Killer Clown throws a lazy head kick
and Dmuchowski counters with a stiff right hand.
Killer Clown misses with a double jab
and Dmuchowski counters with a big left hand that crumples Killer Clown! He was out before he hit the floor! Brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Eric Dmuchowski!
Eric Dmuchowski is the new super heavyweight champion!