PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Me Myself Irene (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Maximus Magoo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Myself Irene
vs
Magoo

190 cm
18
175 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
22
178 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Me Myself Irene!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Maximus Magoo!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Winston Howard and John Mangel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Magoo uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Irene has time to react.
Irene throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Irene throws a head kick but Magoo moves out of range.
Magoo takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

It looks like Me Myself Irene has been cut.

Magoo lands a left and a right that send Irene crashing to the mat, dazed. Magoo thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Irene is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Irene showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Magoo.
Magoo throws a hook to the side of Irene's head but Irene sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

Magoo lands a big uppercut and Irene crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Irene looks OK. Magoo waves Irene back to his feet!
Oh Irene is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A jab from Magoo misses.
Irene seems to have got his legs back now.

Magoo rushes Irene and presses him up against the cage.
Magoo lands a left hand.
Magoo gets through Irene's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

Me Myself Irene's cut is getting worse.
Magoo prevents Irene from breaking the clinch.
Irene is trying to break the clinch but Magoo has him pressed against the cage.
Irene wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Irene tries to throw a body punch but Magoo avoids it by throwing Irene back against the cage.
Irene wants to get back to striking at distance but Magoo won't allow it.
Magoo working hard to break the clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Magoo tries to break the clinch but Irene is controlling the position.
Magoo has had enough of the clinch but Irene keeps him there for the moment.
Magoo wants to get back to striking at distance but Irene won't allow it.
Magoo prevents Irene from breaking the clinch.
Irene can't break the clinch.
Irene working hard to break the clinch.
Irene wants to break free but Magoo has control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Magoo blocks a body shot from Irene.
Irene is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Magoo is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Irene is trying to force a seperation but Magoo has the dominant position.

Irene escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Irene throws a head kick that misses.
Irene looks to throw the jab but Magoo is out of range.
Irene is breathing heavily.
A punch lands to the side of Irene 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Magoo wants to slow Irene down by chopping away at his legs.
Nice straight punches there by Magoo. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Magoo.
Magoo blocks a head kick by Irene.

Magoo gets a clinch.
Magoo is working Irene over against the cage.
Magoo will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Irene up against the cage.
Magoo lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Magoo wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Magoo wants to break the clinch but can't.
Magoo lands with a right to the head.

Me Myself Irene's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Magoo working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Magoo scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Magoo lands with a light punch inside.
Magoo can't break the clinch.
Magoo just leaning against Irene, taking a breather.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Magoo lands a hook that snaps the head of Irene backwards.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Magoo.
Magoo lands a shoulder strike.
Magoo has Irene pressed against the cage.
Magoo is looking to break free of the clinch but Irene has double underhooks.
Magoo stalling the fight.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Irene keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Magoo's efforts to push away.
Magoo working hard to break the clinch.
Magoo lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Magoo wants to break the clinch but can't.
Magoo tries to break free but Irene pushes him back against the cage.
Irene keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Magoo's efforts to push away.
Magoo blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Magoo has Irene pressed against the cage.
Irene prevents Magoo from breaking the clinch.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Magoo.
Magoo lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Magoo.
Stalling in the clinch from Magoo.
Irene wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Magoo lands a body shot in the clinch.
Magoo lands with a left to the head.
Magoo lands a body shot.
Magoo will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Irene up against the cage.

Magoo pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Irene takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Magoo tries to bum rush Irene with a series of wild strikes but Irene uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Me Myself Irene seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Magoo scores with a hook.
Magoo lands a jab to Irene's midsection.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Magoo lands with a hook. Irene tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

Jeez, Me Myself Irene's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Irene moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Me Myself Irene's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Maximus Magoo!