PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Seymore Buttz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and David Acme (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buttz's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Eye Of The Tiger. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Buttz
vs
Acme

189 cm
22
215 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

190 cm
22
211 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Seymore Buttz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, David Acme!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Robert Twigg and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Buttz ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Acme moves away.
Acme misses with a straight right.
Buttz keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Acme.
Buttz misses the shot to the body.
Buttz throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Acme misses with an uppercut. Buttz saw that one coming.
Acme misses with a double jab.
Buttz punishes Acme's body with a nice straight punch.
Seymore Buttz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Buttz misses with a looping left.
A jab from Buttz misses.
Buttz pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A jab from Buttz misses.
Buttz looks to land a right hand but Acme moved out of range.
Acme misses with a double jab.
Buttz misses the jab.
Acme displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Buttz throws out the jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Acme lands a nice shot that snaps Buttz's head back.

It looks like Seymore Buttz has been cut.
Buttz throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Acme sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Buttz looks to land a combination. Acme sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
A telegraphed right hand from Buttz misses the target.
Buttz lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Buttz missing with a left hand there. Acme was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Buttz misses with the combination.
Acme tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Buttz was well out of range. Poor timing from Acme.
Buttz throws a series of punches but Acme avoids them all with ease.
Buttz swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Acme looks to land a left hand but Buttz moved out of range nicely.
Acme uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Acme lands with an uppercut that bounces Buttz off the cage and back into rage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Buttz lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Acme circles away quickly and effectively.
Acme lands with a big left! Buttz is wobbled badly! Acme comes in with a flurry of punches and drops Buttz to the floor. The ref jumps in to save him from unneccessary punishment.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). David Acme!