PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kyle Lyle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johnny English (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lyle kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Sick Puppies-Youre going down. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Lyle
vs
English

193 cm
24
255 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

193 cm
24
275 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Determined

Hell's Balls Fightwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Kyle Lyle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Johnny English!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Sam Margolis and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lyle fails to land with a series of punches.
English dodges the punch combination from Lyle.
Lyle fails with a takedown attempt.
Kyle Lyle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
English moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

It looks like Johnny English has been cut.
Lyle bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
English connects with a body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
English has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from English there as he acknowledges the shot.
Lyle throws a series of punches but English moves out of range.
English pulls out of a head kick attempt.
English feints a jab and as Lyle dips his head, English unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Lyle right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Lyle falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! English smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:04 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Johnny English!