PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Sean Demply (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimmy Crack Corn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Crack Corn comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Jimmy crack corn and I dont care kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! The key to victory for Sean Demply has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Demply
vs
Crack Corn

179 cm
18
162 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
24
165 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Self confident

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Sean Demply!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jimmy Crack Corn!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, John Mangel and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Demply ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Crack Corn moves away.
Demply is looking to land body kicks.
Demply ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Crack Corn moves away.
Demply shoots for a takedown but Crack Corn saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Demply throws a lazy right hand but Crack Corn sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Demply throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Demply shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Demply looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Demply throws a right and a left that both miss.
Demply is trying hard to land a takedown here. Crack Corn sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Sean Demply. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Crack Corn shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Crack Corn was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Demply tries to hold on but Crack Corn pushes him away.
Crack Corn with some aggressive grappling here, looking for the finish.
Crack Corn takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Demply tries to hold on but Crack Corn pushes him away.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Crack Corn is working for a guillotine from mount but Demply frees his head quite easily.
Demply is in all sorts of trouble here.

Crack Corn jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Demply is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Demply and Crack Corn has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
Demply struggling a bit here.
Demply is trying to improve his position.
Demply throws a couple of punches but he's in a bad position and they don't land.

Crack Corn is trying to get an arm triangle but Demply is defending well.
Demply is trying to improve his position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Demply is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.

Crack Corn tries for a kimura but Demply is defending well.
The referee asks Crack Corn politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Crack Corn prefers to stall for the moment though.
Demply tries to improve position but can't.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Demply is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Demply is trying to escape the position but Crack Corn is controlling the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Demply tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Crack Corn presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Crack Corn is working to isolate an arm here. It's a telegraphed submission attempt but he's gone for it anyway - and he's got it! Crack Corn extends the arm and Demply is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jimmy Crack Corn!