PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between willie QUIK PHISH (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and David Poulain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). QUIK PHISH comes to the cage accompanied by PIMP JUICE. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

QUIK PHISH
vs
Poulain

183 cm
22
167 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

169 cm
22
158 lbs
2 - 9 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

Hell's Balls Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, willie QUIK PHISH!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, David Poulain!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Dillan Fox and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Poulain closes this distance looking for a takedown but QUIK PHISH circles away.
QUIK PHISH misses with a straight left.
QUIK PHISH throws a half hearted mid kick.
QUIK PHISH throws a looping overhand right but Poulain ducks down to avoid it.
QUIK PHISH swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Poulain dives in and grabs QUIK PHISH's left leg, looking for a takedown. QUIK PHISH pushes down on Poulain's head and hops out.
No joy there for QUIK PHISH, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
QUIK PHISH looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
QUIK PHISH with a hook.
Poulain looks gassed!
QUIK PHISH with a jab.
Poulain avoids a kick to the body.
QUIK PHISH fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Poulain on the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Poulain avoids a kick to the body.
Poulain takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
QUIK PHISH scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
QUIK PHISH feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Poulain sprawling to the canvas! Poulain rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can QUIK PHISH finish him?!

Poulain is rocked!

It looks like David Poulain has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A big right followed by a crushing left from QUIK PHISH knocks Poulain out cold! Ouch - that one's going to be featured in highlight reels for years to come!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). willie QUIK PHISH!