PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between the thing (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kaobon Killer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

thing
vs
Killer

175 cm
22
145 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

190 cm
18
140 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, the thing!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kaobon Killer!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Aafke Stam and Paul Aken.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Killer avoids a punch combination nicely.
Killer throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
thing slips a straight right by Killer.
Killer lands with a right hand.
Killer misses with a body shot.
Danga de danga de dang - Killer scores with a four punch combination!

thing is rocked!
thing fails in his attempt to clinch.
thing misses with a combination
enabling Killer to counter with a crisp jab.
thing doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Killer counters with a stiff right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Killer ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Killer throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and thing counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Killer is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Killer listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Killer uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before thing has time to react.
Oh thing is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Killer throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Killer throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent thing stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
thing seems to have got his legs back now.
thing is breathing heavily.
Killer connects with a nice looking jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jab from Killer.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
thing fails in his attempt to clinch.
Kaobon Killer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A left and a right from Killer both land. Nice combination.
thing shoots and misses
and Killer counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
No joy there for Killer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
thing uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Killer.
Killer scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. thing doesn't seem bothered though.
thing staying out of range there.
Killer goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
thing keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good shot there by Killer.
thing misses with a double jab
and Killer counters with a left and a right... And another left! thing is down! He's done! The ref dives in to save him and that's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kaobon Killer!