PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Killjoy McNofun (ranked 24302 p4p, 2810 weight class) and Torsten Mjölnir (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

McNofun
vs
Mjölnir

180 cm
23
216
0 - 1 - 0

200 cm
32
223
9 - 17 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

30th Century Beer Store

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Killjoy McNofun!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Torsten Mjölnir!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Tiny Johnson and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McNofun throws a body shot but no joy.
Mjölnir misses with a head kick.
McNofun scores with a push kick.
McNofun throws a push kick but Mjölnir slaps the foot to one side.
A looping hook to the body misses from McNofun. Mjölnir does a little dance to reset his feet.
McNofun fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Mjölnir on the side of the head.
We've been told by McNofun's head coaches at The Hidden that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Mjölnir tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but McNofun paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Mjölnir just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromMcNofun.
McNofun connects with the punch.
Mjölnir connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Mjölnir scores with a nice head shot.
Mjölnir misses with a double jab.
Mjölnir jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McNofun throws a lazy body kick
and Mjölnir finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Mjölnir throws a body punch but McNofun moves out of range.
Mjölnir goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McNofun throws a low kick, looking for Mjölnir's leg but Mjölnir calmly moves out of range.
McNofun stuns Mjölnir with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
A head kick misses from McNofun.
McNofun throws a leg kick

and Mjölnir counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Mjölnir works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.

McNofun's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Mjölnir misses with a low kick.
Mjölnir lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Torsten Mjölnir seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McNofun throws a quick inside leg kick.

Mjölnir closes the distance and clinches.
Mjölnir goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
McNofun keeps control of Mjölnir as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Mjölnir lands a body shot in the clinch.

Mjölnir pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice combination there by McNofun.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mjölnir closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Mjölnir has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
McNofun moves out of range of the body kick.
McNofun half committed to a counter leg kick.
Good exchange - Mjölnir coming out on top.
Mjölnir lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
McNofun swings away with a leg kick that misses.
McNofun lands a body shot.
Mjölnir throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
McNofun misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mjölnir.
Mjölnir shoots in for a takedown but McNofun shows good takedown defense.
A little feinted left hand from McNofun on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Mjölnir blocks the body kick.
Good standup being displayed there by McNofun as he connects with a hook.

Mjölnir is rocked!
A kick lands to the mid section there for McNofun.
Nice defenses there by McNofun.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mjölnir scores with a leg kick.
Mjölnir fails in his attempt to clinch.
McNofun with a nice cross.
Mjölnir is still on wobbly legs! Can McNofun finish him?
Mjölnir uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McNofun.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Mjölnir! But no joy.
Mjölnir seems to have recovered his senses.
Mjölnir closes the distance but McNofun moves to the side
and McNofun counters with a big right hand! Oh Mjölnir is in trouble here! McNofun follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Killjoy McNofun!