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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bob Le Boulder (ranked 1729 p4p, 4117 weight class) and Jugabu Batdorani (ranked 93 p4p, 169 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Le Boulder might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Monty Python Lumberjack Song. Bob Le Boulder is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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BJJ Red Belt
Brawler
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Good wrestler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bob Le Boulder!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jugabu Batdorani!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, William Peck and Robert Douchet.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Batdorani gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Le Boulder to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Batdorani is wriggling around but Le Boulder manages to pass to half guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Batdorani can do anything to dispel that myth.
Batdorani is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Le Boulder perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Batdorani wants to get back to full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Le Boulder seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Le Boulder's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Batdorani is looking to improve his position.
Le Boulder trying to control the pace.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Le Boulder moves into full mount! Batdorani won't be happy about that!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Le Boulder controlling the position easily from mount.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Batdorani reaches up to try and control the position but Le Boulder seems to have an arm triangle now! Uh oh! Batdorani rolls and tries to escape and now Le Boulder has his back!
Le Boulder keeps control of the position easily here as Batdorani tries to buck him off.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Le Boulder thows a huge left but connects with the canvas and not his opponent.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Le Boulder is looking cool and calm here, just waiting for a good opportunity to attack and finish the fight from this dominant position.
Further stalling from Le Boulder.
Le Boulder has the hooks in. Batdorani is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
Le Boulder misses with a punch to the head.
Le Boulder has good solid back control here.
Batdorani should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Le Boulder is hanging on to Batdorani's back as he tries to escape.
Le Boulder has good solid back control here.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Batdorani trying to control the hands but Le Boulder won't let him.
Le Boulder keeps control of the position as Batdorani tries to break free.
What can Batdorani do to escape this position? He's going to have to figure it out pretty quick if he wants to stay in the fight!
If it seems like I'm not saying a lot, it's just because Le Boulder is stinking the place up with his stalling.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Le Boulder has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Batdorani wants to escape the position.
Le Boulder keeps control of the position easily here as Batdorani tries to buck him off.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that's the end of the fight!
Bob Le Boulder showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Le Boulder has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight for Bob Le Boulder!
Judge William Peck scores the fight for Bob Le Boulder!
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight for Bob Le Boulder!
Bob Le Boulder wins by unanimous decision!
Bob Le Boulder managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Pulling Guard, into his post fight interview.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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