PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Bronze Bomber Chai (ranked 765 p4p, 22 weight class) and Herbert Kreischer (ranked 94 p4p, 5 weight class). Kreischer has chosen Bert Learns To Hip-Hop Dance To Post Malone as his entrance music. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Herbert Kreischer enters the ring!

Chai
vs
Kreischer

201 cm
26
270
14 - 4 - 0

186 cm
31
245
29 - 12 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Bronze Bomber Chai!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Herbert Kreischer!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Albert Achterberg and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kreischer throws a body punch but Chai moves out of range.
Chai cracks Kreischer with a good jab.
Kreischer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Chai moves away.
Chai swings away with a body shot that misses
and Kreischer counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Kreischer misses with a right hand
and Chai connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Chai uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kreischer.
Kreischer throws an overhand right that lands on Chai's shoulder, as Chai tries to avoid the shot.
Chai misses with a hook.
A nice side step and Kreischer releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Nice jab there from Chai.
Chai lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Kreischer dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A swing and a miss from Chai.
Chai lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kreischer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kreischer doesn't manage to clinch there - Chai circles away.
Chai lands a jab to the nose.
Chai throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kreischer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Kreischer misses the jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chai throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Kreischer on the side of the head.
Chai throws a body punch but Kreischer moves out of range.
Nice body punch from Kreischer.
Chai loads up on a big right hand but Kreischer slips the punch.
Chai darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Kreischer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chai.
Kreischer swings for the body but Chai moves out of range.
It looked like Chai wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Kreischer is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Chai rather than just go for the knockout.
Kreischer shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
A low kick lands for Chai.
A jab from Chai does it's job there.
Chai is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Kreischer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kreischer is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Chai takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Chai misses with an uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kreischer throws a lazy right hand but Chai sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Chai misses with a right hand
and Kreischer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Chai throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Chai looks to throw the jab but Kreischer is out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kreischer swings for the body but Chai moves out of range.
Chai lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Chai tries to bum rush Kreischer with a series of wild strikes but Kreischer uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Chai connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Chai throws a leg kick but Kreischer sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Kreischer uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Chai throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Kreischer moves out of range as Chai strikes.
Chai takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Chai is looking to chop away at Kreischer's legs.
Chai takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Kreischer misses with a hook.
It looked like Chai wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Chai throws a front kick aimed at Kreischer's knee but Kreischer avoids it well.
Chai throws a hook but Kreischer blocks it.
Chai misses with a straight left.
Chai connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Kreischer throws the left hand but Chai avoids the punch easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Bronze Bomber Chai dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.

Chai throws a jab but it's blocked by Kreischer.
Kreischer throws a left and a right that both miss
and Chai counters with a slapping leg kick.
Kreischer misses the body punch
and Chai counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Chai throws a head kick that Kreischer semi-blocks.
Chai's jab looks to have found its range, popping Kreischer under the eye.
Bronze Bomber Chai is winning the standup battle so far.
Kreischer missing with a left hand there. Chai was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
It looked like Chai was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Chai cracks a nice hook into Kreischer's ribs.
Kreischer is looking to clinch.
Chai avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Chai swings for the body but Kreischer moves out of range.
Chai defending well as Kreischer loads up on a big left hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kreischer throws a lazy right hand but Chai sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Chai pushes Kreischer away with a front kick.
Chai loads up on a big right hand but Kreischer slips the punch.
Chai lands a jab to Kreischer's midsection.
We've been told by Chai's head coaches at Master Chai's Dojo that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kreischer lands with an overhand left.
Chai throws a left and a right that both miss
and Kreischer counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kreischer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Chai misses with a straight left.
Kreischer closes the distance and lands a one-two.

It looks like Bronze Bomber Chai has been cut.
Chai with a jab.
Chai takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

Kreischer drives through and clinches with Chai against the ropes.
Kreischer misses with a knee strike.
A short uppercut from Chai.
Chai lands a nice knee to the body.
Kreischer is breathing heavily.

Chai breaks from the clinch.
Chai scores with a sloppy right hand. Kreischer should have avoided that one.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A good leg kick by Chai.
Kreischer moves out of range of the strikes.
Chai is looking to land body kicks.
A countering left hand to the body from Kreischer misses.
Chai misses with an uppercut.
Chai swats away the attempt to clinch by Kreischer.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kreischer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Chai throws a right and a left that both miss.
Kreischer takes a jab right on the kisser.
Chai on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Chai misses with a hook
and Kreischer counters with a nice uppercut.
Chai works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Chai lands a body shot.
Kreischer lands with a nice body punch.
Kreischer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Chai.
Kreischer tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Chai manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Chai throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Chai throws a series of strikes that have Kreischer backpedaling.
Kreischer looks to score with a jab to the body but Chai is just out of range.
Kreischer listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Kreischer doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Bronze Bomber Chai dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Bronze Bomber Chai's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Kreischer throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Chai.
Chai feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Chai is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kreischer can do to turn this around?
Kreischer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kreischer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kreischer throws a nice looking combination but Chai bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
The fighters circling - Chai throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kreischer scores with a jab. Chai acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
A lazy left from Chai finds it's target.
Kreischer connects with a good right hand that stumbles Chai. Chai circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Chai is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Nice uppercut there from Chai.
Chai tests Kreischer's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Chai throws an off balance right hand

and Kreischer counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Kreischer working Chai over with knees to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kreischer connects with a nasty looking knee right to Chai's face.
Kreischer blocks an uppercut.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Kreischer lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Chai working aggressively here.
A short left from Kreischer.
Chai tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kreischer lands with a left to the head.

Chai pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Chai slips a jab from Kreischer.
Chai throws a leg kick
and Kreischer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Chai misses with a low kick as Kreischer jumps back.
Chai uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kreischer.
Chai fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kreischer manages to avoid it.
Chai moves out of range as Kreischer strikes.
Kreischer stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Chai.
Kreischer blocks a head kick by Chai.
Kreischer's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Chai connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Kreischer scrambles back to his feet.
Chai throws the left hand but Kreischer avoids the punch easily.

Kreischer gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Kreischer tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

Chai pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Kreischer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Chai.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kreischer takes a swing at Chai's ribcage but misses.
Chai looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Chai connects with a solid leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chai showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kreischer.
Kreischer paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Chai throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

Kreischer cracks Chai with a left hand that drops him to the canvas, up against the ropes! Can Chai get back up in time? 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... he's on one knee... 8, 9... he's up! 'Walk towards me' says the referee. Chai looks steady enough to continue so we're going to continue!
Kreischer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chai.
Chai misses with a body shot.
Kreischer ducks under a wild hook from Chai.
Kreischer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Chai swings widly with a right hand

and Kreischer counters with a beautiful hook that drops Chai to the mat! Will Chai be able to recover his senses? The referee starts the count at 3 having sent Kreischer to a neutral corner. 4,5,6 and Chai is up. He looks OK to continue.

Chai is rocked!
Kreischer ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Oh Chai is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Chai misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kreischer.
Kreischer has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Chai glances at the clock... BAM! Kreischer nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Chai crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Chai is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Herbert Kreischer!
Herbert Kreischer is the new heavyweight champion!
Herbert Kreischer decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.