PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tommy Weismuller (ranked 276 p4p, 476 weight class) and Anthony Lalime (ranked 40 p4p, 63 weight class). Weismuller comes into the arena with Nobody Speak blaring out of the sound system. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Weismuller
vs
Lalime

188 cm
28
205
13 - 4 - 0

190 cm
33
205
23 - 19 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Fast

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing
The Pharmacy Phuket

Conviction
30th Century Beer Store

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Tommy Weismuller!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 19 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Anthony Lalime!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Paul Tew and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Weismuller misses the shot to the body.
Lalime takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Lalime closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Weismuller scores with a spinning back kick!
Weismuller throws an off balance right hand
and Lalime counters with a left to the body.
Weismuller finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Weismuller lands a lovely overhand right.
Weismuller looks to land a left hand but Lalime moved out of range nicely.
Weismuller lands a nice leg kick that just misses Lalime's sensitive parts.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Weismuller stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Lalime defending well as Weismuller loads up on a big left hand.
Weismuller looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Weismuller misses with a hook to the body
letting Lalime counter with a right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Weismuller misses with an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Weismuller throws a leg kick but Lalime moved away.
Lalime appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Lalime displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Weismuller throws out the jab.
Lalime thuds a left hand into Weismuller's body.
Weismuller lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A jab from Weismuller misses.
Weismuller rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Lalime counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Some bone on bone action there as Lalime checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Weismuller scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Lalime doesn't seem bothered though.
Weismuller throws an off balance right hand
and Lalime cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Weismuller ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Weismuller's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Lalime connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Weismuller scrambles back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A low kick from Weismuller is predictable there

and Lalime counters with a crisp right hand that drops Weismuller! Lalime lets Weismuller back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Weismuller defending well as Lalime loads up on a big left hand.
Weismuller clobbers Lalime with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Weismuller misses with an uppercut.
Lalime throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Weismuller sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Weismuller misses with a right hand
and Lalime counters with a nice uppercut.
Weismuller throws a leg kick

and Lalime counters with a nice right hand that sends Weismuller toppling to the canvas! Weismuller scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Lalime finish him?!

Weismuller is rocked!
Weismuller lands a nice shot to the body.
Weismuller misses with a hook to the body

and Lalime counters with a nice right hand that sends Weismuller toppling to the canvas! Weismuller scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Lalime finish him?!
Oh Weismuller is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Weismuller ducks under a wild hook from Lalime.
Weismuller seems to have got his legs back now.
Lalime moves in close and cracks Weismuller with a massive right hand! Weismuller, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by Lalime!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Anthony Lalime!