PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fishbone Jones (ranked 3775 p4p, 4248 weight class) and Pietro Cortaccelli (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Pietro Cortaccelli was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Jones
vs
Cortaccelli

185 cm
18
206
2 - 1 - 0

190 cm
20
205
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Determined

The Pharmacy Phuket
Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Fishbone Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Pietro Cortaccelli!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Steve Erwin and Ben Watson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

Jones sends Cortaccelli crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Jones is motioning to the referee to let Cortaccelli up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Jones lands with a nice body punch.
Jones lands a nice hook to Cortaccelli's body. Cortaccelli takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Jones has managed to clinch.

Cortaccelli breaks the clinch.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Cortaccelli misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from Jones fails to land.
Jones lands a left hand.
Jones makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Still in the clinch, Jones scores with a nice short uppercut.
Cortaccelli is looking to control Jones's arms but Jones gets an underhook and turns him. Now Cortaccelli has his back to the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Jones.
A frustrated look appears on Cortaccelli's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Jones lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

Cortaccelli is rocked!
Cortaccelli blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cortaccelli is still on wobbly legs! Can Jones finish him?

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Jones lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Jones softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Jones fails to land.
Cortaccelli stalling in the clinch but Jones improves position.
Jones gets underhooks to prevent Cortaccelli's takedown attempt.
Cortaccelli seems to have recovered his senses.
Cortaccelli looks winded!
Cortaccelli tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Jones just stands there and leans against the cage.
Cortaccelli wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Jones lands with a light punch inside.
Cortaccelli jumps guard but Jones stands there with Cortaccelli around his waist. Cortaccelli gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Fishbone Jones has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pietro Cortaccelli.
Jones throws a punch but it's blocked by Cortaccelli.
Jones swings wildly with an uppercut but Cortaccelli uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jones working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Jones scores with a nice hook to the head.
Jones lands a nice uppercut.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Jones as Cortaccelli tries to tie him up.
Jones pushes Cortaccelli back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jones lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short uppercut from Jones.
Jones tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jones lands an uppercut.
Jones lands a big right hand that drops Cortaccelli! The killer instinct kicks in and Jones finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Jones!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fishbone Jones!
During a confident post fight interview, Fishbone Jones thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.